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My Morning

I've had a busy morning, it didn't go to plan I had to go to hospital to see a little man. The man was sick and therefore away He could have told me anyway. I went to town to open an on - line account My identity I took and the required amount. ‘I'm sorry you are here an appointment you need’ Said the smug looking cashier sat there wearing tweeds. "Forget it "said I it’s supposed to be on line I cant' keep coming here all of the time. I went to a bank to pay in some cheques, The queue of fifteen people made me regret, I turned tail and ran, more jobs had I to do, I went back outside where the sky had turned blue. I walked along looking at the beautiful leaf fall I ended on my backside a part of it all. My crutch hit a leaf ,then slipped with such speed The fall of myself, no one could impede.... I went to the electric shop to return a mini hoover, ‘Would you like the same again’ asked the really good mover. He slipped round the counter as fast as can be, And wiggled him bum at the girl stood next to me. I wouldn’t have minded to much I suppose If he wiggled it at me, but oh what a pose. I have leaves on my bum my hair is a all flat I have stains on my hands from the floor where I was sat. He took pity on me when he returned If you’d like your money back, that can be confirmed. Oh yes that is nice, I would like that a lot So the morning picked up cos the money I got.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 11/10/2012 11:51:00 AM
Dear Mandy, Maybe YOU should call YOUR Sons when YOU want to go out This is the second POEM that YOU mention Crutches do have to have them all the time, SUPERB Write LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
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Date: 9/23/2012 2:48:00 PM
do you wear a warning sign, when you go down town? guess you need someone with you, when you are out and about....another brilliant poem, needs to be read in public, or have you already done that...???????????
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Date: 12/12/2011 10:28:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement in Frank's "A History Of One Day" contest Mandy. Love, Carol
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 12/12/2011 10:34:00 AM
Thanks Carol x
Date: 12/10/2011 1:22:00 PM
tangled weaving web deceiving, finally get it right, sliding on ya buttocks even, what a leafy fright....good on ya babe...
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Date: 12/11/2011 1:35:00 AM
Thanks Don, it idid hurt though x
Date: 12/10/2011 9:10:00 AM
Very nice Mandi.Congrats on your win.
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 12/10/2011 11:08:00 AM
Thanks Kash x
Date: 10/28/2011 5:44:00 AM
My wife woke up in a really good mood. I posted a poem. I came in here to my office and made some coffee and then I read your poem. I think that I'm ahead but I have a lot more morning to go yet. Tony
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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
Date: 10/28/2011 6:05:00 AM
This is true, have just been on to on line bank they apologise and say I needn't have gone in , they have opened it for me and given me a gift of some money to say sorry.

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