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My Monster-In-Law To Be

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I have a monster-in-law to be She’s my boyfriend’s mommy She forced her son to join the military ‘Til his gait was no longer like a lady I’ve witnessed many times her monstrosity She screams like having tantrums in a family She brags my mom and aunt her dowry She insists, she and her one only son like me At home, she doesn’t like cat or puppy She wants people to do all things perfectly She criticizes her maid’s cleaning and laundry As if, she’s chief of self-enforcing constabulary She reminds me and her son to get marry And wedding rite will be at ritzy hotel of their city Whenever I suggest to have a simple reception or party With her bulging eyes, she stares hard at me I was quite scared and worry When she said, we’ll stay with her til we’ve a baby So, I talked to my Lieut. Lovadababee To push through our plans in two years or three ;) ©2015Leonora Galinta All Rights Reserved Sept. 27, 2015 9.25pm -this was not entered in the contest... late in few minutes;) my second try of monorhymes. some are fictions;)

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Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/13/2015 11:28:00 PM

Oh My you sure have me smiling here!!!!

Len Gasun
Date: 11/14/2015 8:27:00 AM

:))) I'm so glad I made you smile my very dear friend Arth. Thank you so much for dropping by. God bless! Hugs from me!

Funom Makama

Date: 10/13/2015 8:34:00 AM

funny, interesting, exquisite, captivating, expressive, very well outspoken with magnetizing lines possessing charming words to the surrender of human consciousness. I love it and it is nice I came here.

Len Gasun
Date: 10/31/2015 8:50:00 AM

Thank you so much for those very encouraging words to my write my dear friend Funom and especially for sharing some of your precious time to read one of my poems. More blessings! Hugs!

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 10/4/2015 9:00:00 PM

This is such a fun read Leonora, you will make a great daughter-in -law some day. Hugs

Len Gasun
Date: 10/5/2015 8:52:00 AM

Thank you so much my very dear friend, Cecilia for taking your precious time to read my humble poem which I intended to be humorous. I will try really my very best someday my dear friend to be a daughter-in-law to be proud of even if I've a monster-in-law. Have a nice day! Hugs!

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 10/3/2015 10:06:00 AM

I love that Lieut. Lova... line, superb. My earlier reference to Khao Pansa is, I think, the English for Buddhist Lent. I'm now only 3 weeks off a beer, ah... and it's getting hot around here. Chok Dee Khrap, and mee sanuk (oh my pasa Thai is woeful.

Len Gasun
Date: 10/4/2015 10:52:00 AM

ha ha ha ha. You are so good in Pasa Thai my dear friend, Scott.While I'm not. Ok, i understand now. Yes, it's Buddhist Lent. Thank you for the reference my dear friend. Btw, are you Buddhist? I'm not so good at Pasa Thai na ka. Phud Pasa Thai Nitnoi na ka. Khun sawn nap pasa Angkrit naka. Boi boi maimi wella phud pasa thai ti hong naka. :)))) Khapkon ka naka. I'm glad you enjoyed my humble work my dear friend.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/1/2015 8:13:00 AM

Ha ha, this is so much fun!

Len Gasun
Date: 10/1/2015 11:58:00 PM

:))))))) I'm glad you enjoyed my poem my very dear friend, Richard. Many hugs!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/30/2015 9:39:00 PM

Hello, Darling Sister.... I have a Monster-in-law. LOL, she tries hard to take. She moves things to her liking. Gosh, I will gripe. I hope I never become this person you describe above when my son's marry. I really enjoyed this poem. DIffrent and entertaining. So, is this really your Mother-in-Law... is this fiction? Love you sis... always and forever.. Your BFF. LINDA

Len Gasun
Date: 10/2/2015 12:07:00 AM

Hi Darling Sis! Hugs, hugs again and again! I'm enjoying so much your comments and I'm loving them. Embracing them all and you. A great birthday advance gift for me already, your presence and loving so advance greetings. TYTYSSSM. And your comments, lol, I know you will be a darlingmom-in-law my loving sis! Your future daughter-in-law will be very lucky, i know. Some are fictions bout her dearest sis. I'm not yet engaged with my bf and his mom is sweet to me, don't know with the maids coz she looks so strict to them. :))) tytyssm again sis. love you, BFF sis!

Ravi Sathasivam

Date: 9/30/2015 12:04:00 AM

Excellent. Wonderful poem. Many women go thru these type of problems and cry too. Any how funny write and I Enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it.

Len Gasun
Date: 9/30/2015 10:49:00 AM

Thank you so much as well for your encouraging comments my dear friend, Ravi and for your precious time reading my poem. God bless! Hugs!

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 9/29/2015 2:45:00 PM

monster-in-law can be scary..but nopr one shouldnt be intimitated by bullies... Many suffer from their in laws..I just say one should stand in what he believes in. Excellent post..I hear many women "s cry here..Yes many can relate.

Len Gasun
Date: 9/30/2015 10:48:00 AM

Thank you my dear friend, Char for your precious time stopping by as well. I know how to get her anyway :)))) TYSM once again and God bless! Hugs!

Paul Callus

Date: 9/29/2015 12:50:00 PM

Hi Leonora! I've heard you mention your boyfriend before, but never his overpowering (fictitious?)mother!:)) Enjoyed this humerous contribution. Take care. ~ Love & Hugs ~ paul

Len Gasun
Date: 9/30/2015 10:46:00 AM

Hello my dear friend, Paul. His mom was sweet to me, but heard that she's also bossy but perhaps she's only loving and protective;)) I still like her anyway. Thanks a lot for stopping by. God bless you my dear friend. Hugs!

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 9/28/2015 10:22:00 PM

Leonora, such sweet, endearing, funny write!!! Do i presume its near wedding bells??? Anyhow, God bless..~Olive Eloisa hugs

Len Gasun
Date: 9/29/2015 9:06:00 AM

:))) Thank you my dear friend, Olive! Not yet my dear friend but don't worry, you'll be one of the firsts to know! Thank you so much for stopping by. God bless you! Many hugs!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/27/2015 4:58:00 PM

hey, is this true, sweetie?? I ask because you said in the note that some of your monorhymes are fictions. I wish you could have entered this in the contest. And I wish I had been this clever and talked about MY mother in law for that contest. I think she could put this one to shame, as a monster! If you truly are engaged, Congrats. Let me KNOW!

Len Gasun
Date: 9/29/2015 9:03:00 AM

:)) Thank you for stopping by my dear friend, Andrea. :)). I was few minutes late but it was ok my dear friend. Well about my bf, I'll whisper to you soon :)).Have a great weekend! Many hugs!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/27/2015 12:12:00 PM

- Your Monster-In-Law does not sound friendly :))) - Ask her mind her own business :))) - I enjoy reading this with a smile on my mouth, dear friend Leonora :) - Wonderful written as always :) - ..... soon a special day - for a special friend :))) - big hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Len Gasun
Date: 9/29/2015 9:19:00 AM

Thank you so much once again my dear friend, Anne! I wasn't able to come back here the other day coz mom and I went shopping:)) Wish you a great week! Hugs!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 9/27/2015 12:38:00 PM

- Happy for the good results for both you and your mother :) - Good Night Sweet Dreams :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Len Gasun
Date: 9/27/2015 12:28:00 PM

:))))) I'll take your loving piece of advice my very dear friend, Anne Lise! :))) Thank you so much for it and your precious time reading this simple and rush poem of mine. I've been to the hospital the whole day with mom for her check up and mine too:))) so I wrote this as form of relaxation and good result of her check up today ;))). Again, tytysssm! Many hugs for you very dear friend of mine! Good night. I'll be back tom. cuz already too late here. Time to bed! God bless U and your family!

James Marshall Goff

Date: 9/27/2015 9:50:00 AM

Ps....enjoying your poetry on a beautiful Minnesota fall morning! No Chemtrails in sky for last 2 days! Over Minneapolis! jimbo

Len Gasun
Date: 9/27/2015 11:47:00 AM

Thank you so much once again my very dear fried, jimbo. I'm glad you enjoy this simple monorhyme (i hope i did it right) I think Minnesota is really a very beautiful place. Hope it'll be one of the places I can visit someday. Have a great weekend there! Hugs!

James Marshall Goff

Date: 9/27/2015 9:48:00 AM

Love vernacular! Creates delightful mood for wonderful poem, Leonora!

Len Gasun
Date: 9/27/2015 11:45:00 AM

Thank you so much for your precious time reading my simple poem and your wonderful comment my dear friend, jimbo. Many hugs back at you!