My High School Reunion

"Let's you and I go to our high school reunion. There will be an open bar and we can make fun of everyone." "You drive trucks," I said, "and I work in construction. Doctors, lawyers, astronauts and a state council woman will all be attending our high school reunion, and he who drives trucks and he who works in construction are both going to get drunk and make fun of them?" "Open Bar Dude!" said my friend. "I'm in," I said, "You had me at "Open"