My Grandma

My grandma was not, at all, an attractive woman
She was, as a matter of fact, rather common
She was short and broad, which made her obese
But, she was never reluctant to say her piece
Her face was chiseled like the Egyptian sphinx
From her long, braided hair she combed out the kinks
She was blinded during childhood in her left eye
Was, to my knowledge, never known to tell a lie
As I recall, there was not a real tooth in her head
At meals, she always laid out a handsome spread

She was the best granny a kid could ever have
Told me many things that gave me a belly laugh
Whatever she lacked in physical appearance
She made up for from her years of experience
All in all, she was quite a formidable dame
In our community everyone knew her name
Though when I was young, she seemed rather old
My sweet grandma had a heart of pure gold.
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Krutsinger Avatar
March 11, 2021 at 11:09 PM
Nothing like a grandma with a heart of gold! I have 10 grandchildren and you can ask them. "Was, to my knowledge, never known to tell a lie" But they will also all nod their heads if you ask if I lie.
Hankins Avatar
March 12, 2021 at 10:03 AM
LOL. Which way do they nod? Thanks for your comment on my poem. I'm sure they know their grandma is always truthful with them!
Laurie Avatar
March 11, 2021 at 4:37 PM
Hello Milton … to us kids, granny was granny. Anything physical had no bearing on me. But your poem had me thinking back and that’s why I totally enjoyed your poem - thank you Milton - Lindsay
Hankins Avatar
March 11, 2021 at 5:13 PM
Thank you, Lindsay. The poem grew out of my younger brother saying to me recently, "You know, our grandma was really ugly!" I was aghast. I started jotting ideas for this tribute to Grandma, who would have wanted it told like it was. She knew she was ugly, but I knew she was the most beautiful woman in the world...truly!
Wolf Avatar
March 10, 2021 at 5:08 PM
Nice tribute to your grandma. I like how you don't 'air-brush' her at all. You told it like it is, Milt -- the only way to go, in my book. Smiles, Gershon
Hankins Avatar
March 10, 2021 at 7:11 PM
Gershon, she's been gone a long time, but she would have got a chuckle out of my poem. She was always encouraging. Thanks for stopping by and reading about Grandma!
Bauer Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 2:52 PM
a touching tribute to your grandmother, l. milton! i think she would have loved reading this poem about her, but i'll bet she knew you felt that way without you even saying so...
Hankins Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 8:03 PM
Oh, I'm sure she did, Ilene. She knew how much I adored her. She was always there for me, and so, I was always there for her. Thanks so much. Milt
Proust Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 12:05 PM
What a beautiful tribute poem, whether true in part or not at all; words well put together. I love the half rhyme "have" and "laugh". It also made me think a bit of course, but that saying, "Don't respect old age; respect wisdom." I think it was an old Chinese saying, not saying that as a cliche hahaha. Thanks.
Hankins Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 12:41 PM
Thanks, Marcela. It was all true, believe me. I couldn't have written such a tribute from fiction, I don't think. Glad you stopped to read it.
Cunningham Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 11:19 AM
Happy memories L. Milton of a dear grandmother. They always knew what to do in a crisis and made delicious apple pies. Tom
Hankins Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 12:40 PM
Yes. Mine could make the best fried apple pies for school lunch. She was a gem! Thanks for stopping by.
Devonshire Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 10:32 AM
She sounds like a wonderful grandmother, Milton. It doesn't matter how she looks; she made you laugh and feel special. Funny how our perspective of "old" changes as we age. I used to watch my grandmother brush her very long hair. Unfortunately, I seem to resemble her, but I loved her just as your loved your grandmother. (They do make the best food, don't they?) Hugs, Carolyn
Hankins Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 10:55 AM
Thanks, Carolyn. I'd say our grandmothers had something in common. They were both very special!
Devonshire Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 10:33 AM
Gran made pierogies and kruschicki. Can't find these Polish treats in stores.
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