My Girlfriend Is a Spy

I'm not 100 percent positive But I think my girlfriend is a spy You might be wondering where I got this idea from Sit back and I'll explain to you why She gets calls on her cell phone at the oddest of hours Tells me she must take this call because it is urgent Whispers into the receiver, then walks out of the room So I'm pretty sure she's a secret agent I ask her out for dinner on the weekends She tells me there's no way, she just can't I figure she must be going on a secret mission Perhaps somewhere in the South of France I've had plenty of friends tell me they've seen her Out at different times with different guys She'd better be careful or she'll blow her cover As a top notch international spy Out of curiosity one day I did follow her When I called and she didn't call back I saw her at the mall with another man Whom I assume is her main contact They were at a corner table in the food court Sitting together up close face to face They didn't want any other spy's hearing their secrets As they make for us this world a safer place Now that you've heard all the evidence You now know the reason why I've come to the only conclusion That my girlfriend is a spy