My Girlfriend Is a Spy

I'm not 100 percent positive 
But I think my girlfriend is a spy
You might be wondering where I got this idea from
Sit back and I'll explain to you why

She gets calls on her cell phone at the oddest of hours
Tells me she must take this call because it is urgent
Whispers into the receiver, then walks out of the room
So I'm pretty sure she's a secret agent

I ask her out for dinner on the weekends
She tells me there's no way, she just can't
I figure she must be going on a secret mission
Perhaps somewhere in the South of France

I've had plenty of friends tell me they've seen her
Out at different times with different guys
She'd better be careful or she'll blow her cover
As a top notch international spy

Out of curiosity one day I did follow her
When I called and she didn't call back
I saw her at the mall with another man
Whom I assume is her main contact

They were at a corner table in the food court
Sitting together up close face to face 
They didn't want any other spy's hearing their secrets
As they make for us this world a safer place

Now that you've heard all the evidence
You now know the reason why
I've come to the only conclusion
That my girlfriend is a spy
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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A  Avatar
June 16, 2016 at 11:41 PM
Mike, great rant/story... I smiled when reading. Skat
Hoffman Avatar
June 16, 2016 at 8:17 PM
Creative and funny poem about a very naive boyfriend!:)
Teagan Avatar
June 16, 2016 at 5:45 PM
Haha.. this is so cute Mike. I don't know what Phil is talking about, below... there is no other possible conclusion - she's a spy! lol Except now, her cover is blown :P
Capitano Avatar
June 16, 2016 at 10:31 AM
Very clever Mike but I hate to break it to you, I don't think she is a spy.
Hauser  Avatar
June 16, 2016 at 10:41 AM
Seriously?
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