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My Gee-Gee

Looked up this morning, no clouds overhead
So happy I screamed like a banshee
What greater seduction than smelling fresh air
With the breeze caressing my gee-gee

As I stand here naked as the day I was born
Only one thing has entered my psyche
Put on some clothes, you silly old twit
Your gee-gee is frozen, by crikey

Must have been a great party last night
Can't remember my first or last name
As I take a quick peek at my poor little gee-gee
Must have played some pretty rough games

Sure hope I don't get that hammered again
Can someone please find me some clothes
I'll quietly ride off in my beat up jalopy
In case to some girlie I proposed


© Jack Ellison 2013

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Poet Tacito

Date: 8/12/2013 8:38:00 AM

HAAAAA! Another enjoyable read with an ending I didn't entirely see coming. This was super refreshing indeed!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2013 9:08:00 AM

Silly old man, eh? LOL Purely fictional though... thanks my good friend! Have a great day!

Russell Sivey

Date: 8/11/2013 10:54:00 PM

You are one hilarious writer my friend, your poetry is exceptional, a cut above many other poets here on the Soup, including me! Of course there are those few that probably can't be topped...and they commented here on your page! Sorry I haven't been around the past couple of days, my grandmother died on Friday, it is so sad, she had emphysema so bad she just lost her breath and passed away by the struggle to just breathe! Thanks for sharing this awesome poem my friend! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2013 5:39:00 AM

Oh Russell, I'm so sad to hear the news... my condolences, my good friend! What a horrible way to end a long and fulfilling life. I'm sorry, Jack

Danesh Morgan

Date: 8/11/2013 7:07:00 PM

fun,exciting and super hilarious, i am your new fan. . . looking forward and backward for your works. . thank you

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2013 8:47:00 PM

I am honoured my new friend! And I will meander over and check out yours too! Always nice to meet someone new one the Soup!!! Warm greeting... xoxox

Toquyen Harrell

Date: 8/11/2013 1:59:00 PM

Happy birthday, Jack! You had too much last night? Enjoyed, Don't do anything I wouldn't do :). Love ya, Toquyen

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2013 2:04:00 PM

Actually this was purely fictional... what? you don't believe me? LOL Thanks for the birthday wish my dear Toquyen! Big hugs, Jack xoxox

Karen Anglesey

Date: 8/11/2013 1:14:00 PM

Love your hilarious with and blushing at the visuals. Wonderful read this awesome Sunday and hope your gee-gee stays intact. ha ha :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2013 1:39:00 PM

My gee-gee is doing fine, thank you for your concern! LOL Big warm FULLY CLOTHED hugs xoxox

Eileen Manassian

Date: 8/11/2013 11:54:00 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KENNY!!!! :) Wish you all the best not only today but every other day and year after! :) I'm with Becca on this one....careful...you need your Gee Gee for all the celebrations! XOXXOXOXXOXOXO Hey...I forget names and I'm 46 so....no worries!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2013 1:37:00 PM

"you need your Gee Gee for all the celebrations!" LOL My mind runneth wild! Thank you sweet thing for the Birthday wish! Love all those Xs and Os... big big hugs xoxox

Carol Eastman

Date: 8/11/2013 9:39:00 AM

Wow! What a bender! Dragon and I are abstainers... Now I remember why... LOL... Ps. Shame on you... You didn't remember Cathie?... I have a feeling she'll remember you... Dragon says to look out when you get home... Unless you are already AT HOME...

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2013 9:45:00 AM

I have my screen hidden from her prying eyes! So don't you go emailing her directly now! LOL Pure fiction my dear Mrs. Eastman! Hugggggs xoxox