My Friend Told Me This

Cooking is sexual and senual. Naught! I must be distraught To give this any more thought. Be brave Don't cave Just smile, wave And wonder how someone could get this Deprave Or caught Up in such a thought. All the heat The sweat, The mess, and the clean up isn't neat. To be honest this is fought With perils I wasn't taught. I didn't feel any deceit just over wrought Until I sought As an after thought The phone book for CALL IN--CARRY OUT.