My First Grey Hair

Written by Gail DeBole

I dyed it.
The dye did not take.

So I pulled it out.

Then I climbed to the highest building and shoved it off.
It boomeranged when it hit the ground and came back to me.

Then I tried to bury it so deep within the ground that
I only succeeded in tunneling to the other side of the world.
And it was still with me.

I threw it off into the sunset.
The moon's shine threw it back at me.

I folded it umpteen times and paper clipped it to 
Last week's newspaper for recycling.
It was recycled back to me.

I hung it in a facade of suicide.
It slipped through the noose.

I stamped on it.
Beat at it.
Did everything besides forget about it.
And hated it passionately.

And then one day, it had gone.
Of its own will, not mine.
And I could not find it though I searched high and low.
I surveyed the front of my scalp and back
And stared my victory down into the mirror...

A whole head of grey.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Smith Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 7:34 PM
Great sense of humor.
Song Avatar
April 23, 2012 at 9:24 PM
Superb quality! This poem is a riot! You really outdid yourself here! :) Gwendolen
Collins Avatar
April 3, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Gail - This is gray - ttttttt. Kathy
Salama  Avatar
March 31, 2012 at 9:23 PM
Hi Gail, LOL - This was great! Those grey hairs sure are a pain.
Kearley Avatar
March 26, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Loved this poem Gail,it left me with a smile. :o) I also would like to thank you for your kind comments on my poetry. :o) Now off to read some more of your fine works! :o)
Andresen Avatar
March 23, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Grey is beautiful........ :) :) :) :) :) - Have a lovely weekend Gail! - oxox love Anne-Lise
Eastman Avatar
March 23, 2012 at 11:45 AM
LOL... loved it!
Grisetti Avatar
March 22, 2012 at 11:51 PM
This made me laugh. i started pulling them out in high school - I was 14. I gave up pulling and dyes and everyting else by 40 and just accepted grey. I ahve received more comments on grey than I ever did on brown, so I guess it is 'me'.
Dietrich Avatar
March 22, 2012 at 8:56 AM
hahaha, this is AWESOME and funny. LUv ya, Andrea
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