My Fat Bottom Lip

Have you noticed that 
My fat bottom lip 
Is about twice the normal size 

When it gets to a-yapping 
And starts in on its flapping 
A safe distance would be wise 

Because all the dribble 
Meets in the middle 
Using it like a diving board 

And when the spittle is sent 
You're bound to get drenched 
From my lips to yours you've been warned
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hoffman Avatar
December 3, 2016 at 5:27 PM
Well sufferin succotash Mike; hope you get that lip problem resolved, lol! Very funny; especially the diving board and getting drenched part!:)
Sands Avatar
December 2, 2016 at 4:56 PM
Oh my word Mike. Your humor is the best. The laughs you bring are so appreciated! lol :)
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