My Escargot Are On the Go

Snails are snarling and sneaking around.
Escargot I mention, and they can no longer be found.
I get out the pot and I clang it on the stove.
An enormous one just under my grimy refrigerator dove.

Come on out here, and let us get a glimpse of you, I say.
They are trembling so hard; my curtains begin to fray.
What kind of a kitchen is this to help food hide out?
I am irritated now. I give a whistle and a loud shout.

Snails are whispering, hoping I will forget how tasty they are.
I decorate a hat with them and put one on hubby’s cigar.
I make pets of them and pretend they will not be flounced or beat.
But eventually, of course, we will get to eat them all sweet.

For now, they are fooled, and they begin wearing designer clothes.
They parade past the mirror, carrying my dad’s garden hose.
How could my food get any prettier? They simply look great!
I say to myself, as I ready my escargot plate.

Written 5-2-22
Contest: A Merger with Food Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Natasha L Scragg
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Goldsmith Avatar
July 2, 2022 at 12:47 PM
Congratulations on your win. Your Escargot is a "Fun" write. I do not like them so you can have mine. Have a blessed/weekend writing away.....................
Krutsinger Avatar
July 2, 2022 at 9:41 PM
I hate them myself- tried it once - tasted like hard rubber bands.
Jones Avatar
July 2, 2022 at 8:09 AM
Wonderful and witty! Congrats on a win!
Krutsinger Avatar
July 2, 2022 at 9:42 PM
Thank you Karen
Hankins Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 6:31 PM
I love escargot! You handled this so well. I couldn't think of a single thing that would work for this contest. Good luck! I think it's a winner!
Krutsinger Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 8:57 PM
Thank you Hank. I really struggled with this one.
Baker Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 1:19 PM
Good entry, Caren. Escargot for it! lol
Krutsinger Avatar
May 3, 2022 at 8:57 PM
Love the "escargot for it" Bill.
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