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My Bizarre Neighbour

he’s eccentric and bizarre
love my neighbour but only from afar
since he keeps all his doors ajar
I saw he keeps his glass eye in a jar
when in the morning he revs up his car
he pretends to be going to a seminar
he’s convinced he is a rising star
walks around in his peignoir
in his mouth a footlong cigar
and in one hand a european guitar
once he offered me some caviar
then walked away without an aurevoir!



AP: 2nd place 2021

Posted on August 5, 2019

Copyright © Line Gauthier | Year Posted 2019

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John Watt Date: 3/15/2020 12:18:00 AM I've had some bizarre next door neighbors in my day! Thanks for the amusing reminder that they are now somebody else's problem. Fun ~ John Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 3/15/2020 9:34:00 AM Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, John.

Shirley Rebstock Date: 8/10/2019 9:04:00 AM Takes all kinds. Enjoyed. Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/10/2019 9:56:00 AM Thanks, Shirley.

Alkas Poetry Date: 8/9/2019 4:56:00 AM LINE, innovation is the key of poetry, i think you have this... salute alkas Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/9/2019 7:07:00 AM Most appreciated, Alkas. Thank you.

Caren Krutsinger Date: 8/6/2019 11:35:00 AM Your monorhyme made my day! Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/6/2019 2:14:00 PM Thanks for the compliment, Caren.

Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/5/2019 10:39:00 PM G'day Line … we really do need these eccentric characters to give us the sense of a different world than our own - thank you Line - Lindsay Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/6/2019 5:03:00 AM Yes indeed these colorful characters add a little punch to what otherwise may be dull days. LOL

M. L. Kiser Date: 8/5/2019 8:06:00 PM That cracked me up good. Thanks for a good laugh. Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/5/2019 8:24:00 PM Thanks so much, ML, for the lovely visit and compliment.

Timothy Mcguire Date: 8/5/2019 6:15:00 PM Good fences make good neighbors...by FAR! Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/5/2019 7:28:00 PM Much wisdom in them there words.

Kim Rodrigues Date: 8/5/2019 4:30:00 PM Yes, bizarre...especially the glass eye in a jar! Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/5/2019 4:40:00 PM Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Kim.

Geoffrey Brewer Date: 8/5/2019 3:43:00 PM Creative rhyming with delightful humour. Nice one, Line. Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/5/2019 4:05:00 PM Thank you so much, Geoffrey, for your most appreciated visit and compliment.

Eve Roper Date: 8/5/2019 10:46:00 AM Enjoyed reading huge Eve Login to Reply Line Gauthier Date: 8/5/2019 12:27:00 PM Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Eve.