Line Gauthier Poet Monorhyme

My Bizarre Neighbour

he’s eccentric and bizarre
love my neighbour but only from afar
since he keeps all his doors ajar
I saw he keeps his glass eye in a jar
when in the morning he revs up his car
he pretends to be going to a seminar
he’s convinced he is a rising star
walks around in his peignoir
in his mouth a footlong cigar
and in one hand a european guitar
once he offered me some caviar
then walked away without an aurevoir!



AP: 2nd place 2021

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John Watt March 15, 2020 at 12:18 AM I've had some bizarre next door neighbors in my day! Thanks for the amusing reminder that they are now somebody else's problem. Fun ~ John Line Gauthier March 15, 2020 at 9:34 AM Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, John.

Shirley Rebstock August 10, 2019 at 9:04 AM Takes all kinds. Enjoyed. Line Gauthier August 10, 2019 at 9:56 AM Thanks, Shirley.

Alkas Poetry August 9, 2019 at 4:56 AM LINE, innovation is the key of poetry, i think you have this... salute alkas Line Gauthier August 9, 2019 at 7:07 AM Most appreciated, Alkas. Thank you.

Caren Krutsinger August 6, 2019 at 11:35 AM Your monorhyme made my day! Line Gauthier August 6, 2019 at 2:14 PM Thanks for the compliment, Caren.

Lindsay Laurie August 5, 2019 at 10:39 PM G'day Line … we really do need these eccentric characters to give us the sense of a different world than our own - thank you Line - Lindsay Line Gauthier August 6, 2019 at 5:03 AM Yes indeed these colorful characters add a little punch to what otherwise may be dull days. LOL

M. L. Kiser August 5, 2019 at 8:06 PM That cracked me up good. Thanks for a good laugh. Line Gauthier August 5, 2019 at 8:24 PM Thanks so much, ML, for the lovely visit and compliment.

Timothy Mcguire August 5, 2019 at 6:15 PM Good fences make good neighbors...by FAR! Line Gauthier August 5, 2019 at 7:28 PM Much wisdom in them there words.

Kim Rodrigues August 5, 2019 at 4:30 PM Yes, bizarre...especially the glass eye in a jar! Line Gauthier August 5, 2019 at 4:40 PM Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Kim.

Geoffrey Brewer August 5, 2019 at 3:43 PM Creative rhyming with delightful humour. Nice one, Line. Line Gauthier August 5, 2019 at 4:05 PM Thank you so much, Geoffrey, for your most appreciated visit and compliment.

Eve Roper August 5, 2019 at 10:46 AM Enjoyed reading huge Eve Line Gauthier August 5, 2019 at 12:27 PM Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Eve.