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My Bawdy Great Aunt Norma Bea

She was the bawdiest gal, they said. Her eyes were green, her hair was red. There were rumors of course She rode nude on her pet horse But we never knew her, for she was long dead. You’re luckier for it, they told me. She lived to be age eighty-three She had a hankering For all kinds of pankering She was my Great-Aunt Norma Bea

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Date: 4/23/2021 9:03:00 AM
And ahat became of Auntie Ae and Antie Cee?
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/23/2021 5:51:00 PM
They need their own limericks
Date: 1/14/2020 4:17:00 AM
My hair was red my eyes are brown, but I never rode nude around the town, hahaha, I love the sound of Auntie Bea who had a hankering for all kinds of pankering... Wow what a character Caren. With kindest thoughts Ann xx
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/14/2020 7:52:00 AM
I made her up in my imagination based on how I plan to give everyone a really good look at me before I go.
Date: 1/12/2020 10:38:00 PM
Anne of Arc, I heard tell, LOL. Norma be Nude! She must have lived in a 'horse-house!' -- Gershon, time to go to bed... Goodnight George...Goodnight Graczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzie ~ Burns and Allen, may they rip!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/13/2020 5:28:00 PM
I laugh at this comment.
Date: 1/12/2020 9:33:00 PM
Quite the lady lol
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/13/2020 5:28:00 PM
Grin. Grin.

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