Mutated Daughter

There was an old man named Lawter
He mutated an onion, a donkey and his daughter
The experiment went well
As you can tell
She now has an ass that make your eyes water

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Brown Avatar
September 21, 2010 at 5:40 AM
Congratulations Sidney on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol
Dufresne Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 6:25 PM
very funny Sidney! I enjoyed it and congrats to you! lol
Neels Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Sidney, hope your weekend was a great one. Congratulations on your win in the contest ;) x x
Fraser Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Many congratulations Sidney on your win in John's contest >> James
Mehta Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 4:55 AM
Congratulations on this fine win,in the contest, Sidney
Sweetheart Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Congrats Sidney on your big win in the Giggles Poetry contest.. a super piece my friend.. enjoy your top spot luv..
Roberts Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 5:39 PM
too funny, congrats on your win
Johnson Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Limericks are to be slightly naughty and this one is and also funny. congratulations. Love, Joyce
Freeman Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 8:20 AM
Congratulations and thanks for your support Sidney, with this # 6 success. Agape, Moses
Hayner Avatar
August 8, 2010 at 8:06 AM
Perfect!
Culverhouse Avatar
August 5, 2010 at 5:55 PM
I like your mushy comment!!
Devonshire Avatar
August 5, 2010 at 5:26 PM
Priceless, Sidney! What a clever concept! Great limerick. Love, Carolyn
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