Must Be Much Manure

Must Be Much Manure

Is there an impediment to being well-known idiot?
And if illiterate are you really, actually innocent?
Did discover insanity from my family is a dissident;
Remove all of this and end result is being intelligent.

So if we all were to become very vigilant
And then to Poetry Soup many poems have sent
Maybe into literate world might make a dent
And be a perfect poet who ran for President.

To be a profound, perfect poet just can't wait
To see how good I could be as a candidate
Would be best if start out now and not late
God made me good candidate who is great.

Makes no difference at all what party I am in
Where I am now or in past ever have been
Poetry Soup poem of the day will soon win
Monopolize and do it over and over again.

Poetry Soup Poet for President did you prefer?
Or to your distinct self would thought occur?
Now everyone all of my poems can endure
Making me President must be much manure.

James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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