Mr Trumpington-Trump

Mr. Trumpington-Trump was a powerful fat cat and his unruly hair ruffled this way and that and he said what he thought with great drama and noise and he had a big territory with big toys Mr. Trumpington-Trump wanted to make a wall on the border of Mexico, built very tall and no-one understood why he wanted it so for they loved eating tacos, and liked Mexico Mr. Trumpington-Trump did not like terrorists and the very thought made his claws curl into fists and immigration made him fluff up and hiss there were few things that made him more angry than this. Mr. Trumpington-Trump is not fluffy or sweet he would never roll over at anyone's feet and he is to this day still alive and healthy and still, to his people, a great frenemy.