S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri Poet Clerihew

Mr Bean

Mr. Bean has made the world go laughing
and if laughter tis the best medicine
then Mr. Bean sure is doctor of laughter
for quite apt is he at appealing humour!

Perhaps the world's best most beloved buffoon
with antics that could beat and defeat any clown or cartoon

King of joke, king of mock
he could send you rolling with laughter
With a serious silly face he played his pranks
to send you laughing ever after.

A funny man who purposely makes slips
or amuses the audience with amusing quips

A man immune to derision and ridicule
for he deliberately prefers to be comic
Funny is to watch him break any rule
for we all know it's just an onscreen antic.

Laugh and laugh, laugh till your sides ached
but watch how he has the last laugh
This jocular chap has mastered the art of comedy
He amuses quite single-handedly without aid or staff.

So before him on your small screen
your attention span for once shan't be mean 

Just prepare to broaden that jaw

you're  totally free to guffaw

at this engaging man of mock

this deliberate laughing-stock! 

Few have not gone into rhapsody
over this funny fellar, King of comedy
So come heal yer malady
The king of jest
Jester's truly best

(I wrote dis last yr n recently i heard n confirmd it thru google too the nice news that mr.Bean converted to Islam. Skeptics had rather doubt it yet im sure d news has some basis. If true then mr.Bean im more yer fan than eva )

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L. J. Carber October 16, 2018 at 9:27 AM I share your appreciation for the comedic talents of Mr. Bean-- one of the funniest men there is.

Edward Mccall August 6, 2017 at 1:33 PM Oh zaynab what a fun and enjoyable dedication to the actor Rowan Atkinson I love his character Mr. Bean and I have to say as soon as I saw your title I started laughing. He is truly a gifted comic and you are truly a gifted poet.

Wendy Rycroft December 4, 2016 at 12:01 PM You are a very great poet I love your work Brilliant x I send you my best wishes x S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri December 5, 2016 at 12:09 AM My warmest thanx for all yor nice n kind comments , on my latest means a lot. Take care pal n best wishes.

Jesse Zerlaut November 11, 2016 at 7:52 AM Since Mr. Bean is a fictitious character, the name we're looking for is Rowan Atkinson, the actor. I wont get into the bit about Islam, religion and the struggles of it do not effect that the poem itself is wonderful, and in the end the poem is why I'm here. Mr. Bean is a fond memory of my childhood, a fondness which brings me to want to show my own kids. I loved the episode of him in church, trying to use a kleenex, trying to eat a candy. Good poem!

Aurore Severo October 19, 2015 at 12:58 AM Yes thats why you have to make up lies and create people who convert who did not, more convert away, grow up and open eyes, shame on you for saying I have hate, again another lie from a hater, shame on you.

Aurore Severo October 3, 2015 at 11:31 PM Mr bean did not convert, and it was a hoax, no basis at all. No wonder Islam is the religion of terrorism, all lies and fantasy. And you accuse good people only because they tell you truth, shame on you. S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri October 4, 2015 at 6:38 AM Gah! Lots of famous n great people convert to Islam. So i dont care about yor jealous hateful n bitter outburst which is the real terrorism. Muslims never commit terrorism, they only revenge and avenge and defend. The fakes may carry out terorism but majority doesnt recognise them as true real muslims. Shame on u for yor hatred.

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 19, 2015 at 2:03 PM I dint say I believed that. I said I thought the news of bean had some basis. As for some cleric sayin that I DONT BELIEVE THETR IS ANY SUCH CLERIC HUH. PROBABLY A CHRISTIAN FANATIC LIED SUCH BIG FAT LIES.. NO MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS CONVERT. THAT IS THE BIGGEST HOAX EVER HUH

Arthur Vaso July 19, 2015 at 9:54 AM Mr Bean converting was an internet hoax, yet you believed that, now I state you facts and because it doesn't fit your views you simply say they are not true. Do you maybe know how to us GOOGLE? Here is from an Arabic TV station, stated by an Arab cleric "In an interview with Aljazeera TV, Islamic cleric Ahmad al-Qatani stated that some six million Muslims convert to Christianity annually, many of them persuaded by Botros's public ministry" S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 20, 2015 at 12:48 AM I dint say I believed that. I said I thought the news of bean had some basis. As for some cleric sayin that I DONT BELIEVE THETR IS ANY SUCH CLERIC HUH. PROBABLY A CHRISTIAN FANATIC LIED SUCH BIG FAT LIES.. NO MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS CONVERT. THAT IS THE BIGGEST HOAX EVER HUH S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 19, 2015 at 2:05 PM I dint say I believed that. I said I thought the news of bean had some basis. As for some cleric sayin that I DONT BELIEVE THETR IS ANY SUCH CLERIC HUH. PROBABLY A CHRISTIAN FANATIC LIED SUCH BIG FAT LIES.. NO MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS CONVERT. THAT IS THE BIGGEST HOAX EVER HUH

Arthur Vaso July 18, 2015 at 11:46 PM Well yes, I can see you have problem counting past your fingers, look up Zakaria Botros, who has converted millions of Muslims to Jesus. I am glad you have admitted you are a fanatic, there is hope yet. S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 19, 2015 at 9:42 AM I never said im a fanatic. I just want the truth and nothing but the truth and for that im as fervent as posible. Zakaria didnt convert any millions! If he had we would hav heard it in the news. So many thinkers and intellectuals convert to Islam. Maurice Bucaille a scientist converted to Islam because hei compared the bible n Quran and found scientific erors in bible. The Quran alone is the only one true word of God. I found zakaria spreads so many lies and wins over some naive fools to believ him.

Arthur Vaso July 18, 2015 at 2:19 PM yes very few, simply in the millions, I do admit the fanatics do convert here the weak and mentally challenged, or shall I say "recruit" again this is Fact. When any group has to prey on the weak of society, well, that says a lot right there. S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 11:26 PM Nah never in millions and never mass conversion s of muslims to Christianity. While Islam the truth is the fastest growing religion with millions converting to Islam. Muslims converting to Christianity can be counted on fingers, they r that few. And usually the reason is money than study of christianity. While those who convert to Islam it is because of being impressed by its logic n truth upon study. Get your facts right. Jesus meant the bible only for the jews of that time. And no fanatics convert to Islam and neither are converted to Islam by them. Fanatics convert to fanaticism by fanatics.

Arthur Vaso July 18, 2015 at 10:31 AM Next you will say the holocaust was not true and the world is flat, all you are doing here is exposing yourself for the fanatic you are. As I said, all I have stated is verifiable facts, anyone with an education can check this out on their own. S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 2:03 PM S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 2:03 PM However i verify the facts are that far more christians convert to Islam. A very few convert to christianity, S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 2:02 PM

Arthur Vaso July 18, 2015 at 8:42 AM You are the one who lied, I think the truth is a little hard for you to handle, all I have stated is absolute verifiable fact. S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 10:23 AM The truth is bitter for u! Tel me one true thing u stated. U fabricated evryting just like paul adulterated the true christianity.

Arthur Vaso July 17, 2015 at 11:10 PM A few others? Well even former PLO terrorists have seen the true path to peace, Ibrahim Abdullah – American former PLO terrorist Taysir Abu Saada – a former member of the PLO and the founder of the Christian ministry Hope For Ishmael after he converted to Christianity. He was Yasir Arafat's personal driver S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 7:53 AM More and more of your fallacious lies. U know that millions of christians convert to Islam and too few convert to christianity. Yor fallacious words are merely to provoke so i couldnt care less.

Arthur Vaso July 17, 2015 at 11:08 PM However, thankfully many Muslims are converting to Christianity, the first being a relative of Mohammad, • Ubayd-Allah ibn Jahsh – brother of Zaynab bint Jahsh, the wife of Muhammad and one of the male Sahaba (companions of the Prophet). He was a first cousin to the Mohammad (not really a Prophet) S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 8:21 AM None of the prophet muhamed's relations or relatives ever converted to christianity after Islam u liar S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 7:56 AM None of prophet Muhamed's {pbuh} ever convertd to christianity u fallacious liar huh.

Arthur Vaso July 17, 2015 at 11:06 PM However. what is not False is that the Coptic priest Zakaria Botros is converting millions of Muslims to Christianity. Zakaria Boutros has a 60 million dollar bountry on his head from Islamic people of “peace” His sermons are reportedly causing mass conversions of Muslims to the Christian faith. “I am not against Muslims, although I am against Islam as a false religion. I don’t want to disgrace Muslims, but to expose Islam.” S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 18, 2015 at 8:22 AM Big fat lies again,! Huh.

Arthur Vaso July 17, 2015 at 11:04 PM You should check your facts, thats absolutely false what you have stated, then again, false beliefs lead to to this type of propaganda. Even Islamic sites admit this is false. S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri July 26, 2021 at 10:55 PM All what you stated is false news of born christians pretending to convert to christianity and pretending to be ex muslims. Christians are desperate about getting converts but fabricated bible with so much horrifying cruelty can not pull people esp from Islam.

Francesca Almonds June 18, 2015 at 2:40 AM very nice work, im glad to see poets from Tanzania.. lets hook up , im in dar

Suzanne Delaney June 13, 2015 at 4:06 PM Hey Zebra: I always laugh my head off at MR. Bean and always tense for his safety at the silly things he does...knowing we never would IRL. Thanks for the memories today, SuZ

Viv Wigley May 31, 2015 at 10:50 PM Fun stuff, Zaynub. Regards, Viv

Gary Bateman May 30, 2015 at 9:02 AM Zaynub, Enjoyed Clerihew here and the rest of the narrative breakout on Mr. Bean, who is very funny man indeed!! Excellent Work here!! Best Always, Gary