More Friday Humour
FRED
A hunter by the name of Fred Ryan
Was about to make a cub an orphan
But then his gun jamned
He said I'll be damned
The pride appeared, Fred clenched cheeks and he ran...
CLYDE
A sewer worker by the name of Clyde
Fell in a tank of raw sewage and died
Mourners brought lots of roses
Put clothes pegs on their noses
And the Vicar held the service outside...
THE SAINT
A young woman got drunk and felt faint
Was helped by an old man a true saint
He then showed due care
Helped her on a chair
Did not see the sign saying wet paint ...
SLOPPY WORKMANSHIP
Santa took in his sleigh for repair
Wanted more speed to get here and there
The mechanic was new
Forgot the magic screw
It broke down while flying through the air...
BAD SANTA
Christmas time is the season of great joys
Excitement for the little girls and boys
But there was tears and dismay
When they got up Christmas day
Santa so drunk he forgot to bring toys...
Written 12 December 2019.
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