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More Friday Humour

FRED A hunter by the name of Fred Ryan Was about to make a cub an orphan But then his gun jamned He said I'll be damned The pride appeared, Fred clenched cheeks and he ran... CLYDE A sewer worker by the name of Clyde Fell in a tank of raw sewage and died Mourners brought lots of roses Put clothes pegs on their noses And the Vicar held the service outside... THE SAINT A young woman got drunk and felt faint Was helped by an old man a true saint He then showed due care Helped her on a chair Did not see the sign saying wet paint ... SLOPPY WORKMANSHIP Santa took in his sleigh for repair Wanted more speed to get here and there The mechanic was new Forgot the magic screw It broke down while flying through the air... BAD SANTA Christmas time is the season of great joys Excitement for the little girls and boys But there was tears and dismay When they got up Christmas day Santa so drunk he forgot to bring toys... Written 12 December 2019.

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Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 12/24/2019 5:24:00 AM

That is very funny.Well penned. Congratulations on POTD

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/24/2019 6:39:00 AM

Thank you very much Kai, merry Christmas to you. Tom.

M. L. Kiser

Date: 12/20/2019 11:48:00 AM

Ooh, a Santa boo-boo. Great, fun limericks you've penned.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/21/2019 7:15:00 AM

Thank you M. L. Tom

Constance La France

Date: 12/19/2019 8:36:00 PM

Tom the limerick are fun to read, you are very good at these!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2019 11:12:00 PM

Thank you Constance, I'm happy you enjoyed them. Tom

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/19/2019 6:49:00 AM

Wet paint! Hilarious. Congratulation on POTD!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/19/2019 12:28:00 PM

Thank you very much Caren, hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas. Tom

Arturo Michael

Date: 12/18/2019 7:46:00 AM

I enjoyed Clyde and Sloppy Workmanship...Congratulations Tom on POTD

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/18/2019 12:51:00 PM

Thank you Arturo, happy you enjoyed them. Hope you're well. Tom

Muddasar Javad

Date: 12/16/2019 5:34:00 AM

wow..!! stunning..!! Absolutely brilliant a fantastic piece of writing.. hey i love to write as well so please check my site poemtheart thank you, i hope you like:)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/16/2019 7:47:00 AM

Thank you Muddasar, I'm happy you enjoyed my limericks. I'll head over to your page . Tom

Sandra Adams

Date: 12/15/2019 9:00:00 PM

i always enjoy your string of limericks...i needed to see them tonight, my muse is stuck on recent life events... i at least smiled reading these, so thank you for that...and congratulations on your potd honors... hugs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/16/2019 7:46:00 AM

Thank you very much Sandra, I saw from your comments to others what you are going through at the moment, such a sad time for you and your family, my condolences to you. Regards Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/15/2019 12:49:00 PM

- Tom, congratulations on your p.o.t.d. - hugs // Anne-Lise

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/15/2019 3:58:00 PM

Thank you very much Anne. Tom

Silent One

Date: 12/15/2019 5:00:00 AM

Love these, the last one would be devastating, sadly true for some children though.. My fave is the one about Clyde.. you do these so well.. Congrats on POTD

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/15/2019 5:27:00 AM

Thank you S. O., happy you liked them, hope alls well. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/14/2019 11:22:00 PM

You ARE the Good Humor Man, Tom. And what you provide is better than ice cream any day! Congrats on POTD, and thanks! ~ Gershon

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/10/2020 10:54:00 AM

A well-deserved POTD -- main course AND dessert! ~ Extra Toppings

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/15/2019 3:24:00 AM

Haha love the comment Gershon, thank you. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/14/2019 6:43:00 PM

These were fun Tom. Congratulations on POTD! Mele Kalikimaka! : ) xxoo

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/15/2019 3:23:00 AM

Thank you Connie, glad you enjoyed them. Tom

Warren Doll

Date: 12/14/2019 6:33:00 PM

Tom. thanks for a good laugh and congratulations on receiving POTD honors. Warmest Wished~ Warren

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/15/2019 3:19:00 AM

Thank you very much Warren, hope alls well. Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/14/2019 6:07:00 PM

Ha Ha, these are great Tom, congratulations on POTD!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/15/2019 3:18:00 AM

Thank you Tania, glad you enjoyed them. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Maria Williams

Date: 12/14/2019 5:05:00 PM

The Master of Limericks does it again. Truly wonderful Tom, I enjoyed every one of them. Congratulations on your well deserved POTD....Maria Hugs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 5:08:00 PM

Thank very much Maria, a nice surprise this morning, glad you enjoyed them. Hope you're well. Tom

Paul Callus

Date: 12/14/2019 3:35:00 PM

Back again with congratulations on p.o.t.d. award, Tom! Regards // paul

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 4:19:00 PM

Thank you very much Paul and for your return visit. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Brandy Nicole

Date: 12/14/2019 2:23:00 PM

This is so cute, clever and creative. :) Thanks for making me smile and giggle. You are the master at limericks. Congratulations Tom, on Poem of the Day. :) Brandy

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 2:29:00 PM

Thank you very much Brandy, glad I gave you a laugh. Enjoy the weekend. Tom

Okonkwo Ifeanyichukwu

Date: 12/14/2019 2:11:00 PM

Well deserved poem of the day, full of good storage of poetic license, congrats Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 2:28:00 PM

Thank you Okonkwo, I'm happy you enjoyed them. Regards Tom

Eve Roper

Date: 12/14/2019 12:35:00 PM

Excellent my friend, congratulations on POTD. hugs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 1:10:00 PM

Thank you very much Eve. Tom

Edward Ibeh

Date: 12/14/2019 11:21:00 AM

Excellent poem that made me chuckle and smile, Tom:-) Heartiest congratulations on POTD!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 1:15:00 PM

Thank you very much Edward, much appreciated. Tom

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 12/14/2019 11:14:00 AM

Five sweet points of chuckle cubes, Tom! Kudos on POTD. Had me laughing real har har hard! Lol! Golden ink limericks. Love and more love always.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 1:16:00 PM

Thanks Freddie, I'm glad you enjoyed the humour in my limericks. Tom

Besma Riabi Dziri

Date: 12/14/2019 10:07:00 AM

Your wonderful words put a huge smile into the soul.. Congratulations on your POTD, Tom! An honour well deserved.. and a great pleasure to read.. my deepest regards and blessings.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 10:10:00 AM

Thank you very much Besma, I'm happy you enjoyed my humour, I hope you are well. Regards Tom

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/14/2019 8:42:00 AM

Hi Tom, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on getting the poem of the day:-) Alexis

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 8:56:00 AM

Thanks very much for your return visit Alexis. Have a lovely weekend. Tom

Vijay Pandit

Date: 12/14/2019 7:55:00 AM

Back with congrats on poem of the day, Tom--delighted to see you in this space.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 8:23:00 AM

Thank you very much Vijay and for your return visit. Tom.

Winged Warrior

Date: 12/14/2019 7:50:00 AM

You are the King of Lim's...Congrats!! Tom on POTD!!...enjoy the accolades, my friend...and have the merriest of Christmases, along with a Happy! New! Year!...love from the Wingster :o)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 8:22:00 AM

Thanks very much W. W., wasn't expecting it, a nice surprise. Best wishes to you and yours for Christmas and 2020. Tom

John Gondolf

Date: 12/14/2019 6:47:00 AM

Thanks for the laughs, Tom, congrats on POTD. John

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/14/2019 7:29:00 AM

Thanks very much John. Tom