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Monday's Child - Parody

Monday’s child will slap your face, Tuesday’s child is a disgrace, Wednesday’s child stamps on your toe, Thursday’s child just won’t go, Friday’s child is most unforgiving, Saturday’s child won’t work for a living, And as for the child that’s born on a Sunday - – they’ll tell you lies and steal your pay. Originally posted on my blog with a supporting cartoon & story, which can be seen here:

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Date: 1/31/2016 7:04:00 PM
Hi DAVID, A great pleasure to find and read your poem today. Love -- SKAT --
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Date: 10/31/2014 10:30:00 AM
ha! i'll be this version won't be recited to too many children but i enjoyed it!
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David Sollis
Date: 10/31/2014 10:50:00 AM
You're probably right, but I would say that as I was born on a Sunday...

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