Mona Lisa

You'd never know this masterpiece By Leonardo da Vinci Was painted while Moaning Lisa Had cramps in her lower vicinity Muffling her moans while she sat there Knowing what fame lay ahead Knew she'd become most recognized Centuries after she was dead You really can't see the porta-potty But trust me I know it's there Actually had these devices way back then Build right into each chair My job on P-Soup has forever been To basically tickle your fancy Not really sure I know where that is Guessing it can be a bit chancy Next time you view this famous painting Think of Moaning Lisa's chagrin With such an angelic look on her face Never guess the discomfort she was in!

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/15/2018 10:40:00 AM

Always thought it was them corsets they wore to make them look thin lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/15/2018 10:48:00 AM

Hmm, could be... there are many theories on the subject though! Another is she's got a hairball stuck in her throat! Leonardo didn't hear her muffled cry for help!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 5/15/2018 8:46:00 AM

Giggles galore, got my art funny bones rattling too! Good morning dear Jack! Hugs from the East <3 mo love

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/15/2018 9:33:00 AM

It's my job here on the Soup to reveal all the xx of the past! Stay tuned, poor amazing revelations to come!!! XOXOX

Maria Williams

Date: 5/15/2018 8:41:00 AM

Oh my goodness - the poor thing. I was wondering why she had such a 'sick' smile on her face when we visited the Louvre - now you've enlighten us Jack...Maria xox

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/15/2018 9:39:00 AM

It's my duty though I'm not paid a lot, but for the good of all mankind to reveal the hidden unpleasant historical facts about famous well-known things and events! Phew! Need to take a nap now!!! XOXOX