Miss Prudie Plunkett

Instead of a purse, Miss Prudie Plunkett carried a frumpy sack 
Brazenly swiping, filching, odd & ends and bric-a-brac...
Until one day at the five-and-dime
The store clerks gave her a terrible time
Banned her for life and labeled her a kleptomaniac!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Callus Avatar
October 12, 2018 at 1:46 AM
Miss Prudie could not help it, I suppose...not quite to blame//she rose to fame! ~ Very enjoyable:) Regards // paul
Mcferran Avatar
October 12, 2018 at 8:30 AM
Hahaha! ;D Thank you so much!
Andresen Avatar
October 10, 2018 at 6:25 PM
- Thanks ... this was fun, Rhona :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Mcferran Avatar
October 11, 2018 at 12:38 AM
Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it! ;)
Dietrich Avatar
October 10, 2018 at 5:55 PM
hahaha No wonder her bag was so big!
Mcferran Avatar
October 11, 2018 at 12:38 AM
Glad you got a kick out of this! ;)
Krutsinger Avatar
October 10, 2018 at 1:10 AM
Banned her for life! Oh, my, Rhona, this is a funny one! Miss Prudie, you can come shop with me any day; I imagine we would have stories to tell.
Mcferran Avatar
October 10, 2018 at 1:15 PM
Hahahaha! I'll bet you would! ;D Glad you enjoyed it!
Gauthier Avatar
October 9, 2018 at 7:52 PM
A lovely limerick, Rhona. Superbly penned.
Mcferran Avatar
October 9, 2018 at 10:41 PM
Thank you so much! ;)
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