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Miss Conduct

Miss Conduct rocks on her high horse
And vitriol soon starts to course
Right through all her veins
She always complains
There’s never a hint of remorse

She’s always so nasty and rude
Her language is often quite crude
She sure likes to holler
But thinks she’s top dollar
Her actions can’t be misconstrued

10/14/21

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Jack Horne January 6, 2022 at 5:58 AM LOL, I can guess who this is about, the miserable old mare! Just wanted to say that Whisky Michael got Covid in hospital but he got over that & is in Salisbury hospital now in the spinal unit. My favourite aunt got Covid in hospital too but she died : ( Her funeral's on 20th.

Christopher Flaherty December 13, 2021 at 5:13 PM Only Fool's and Horse's What's with the long face

Delice Arleen Skelly October 22, 2021 at 9:53 AM Smiling as I read this offering...Delice

Gershon Wolf October 17, 2021 at 6:44 PM If only Miss Conduct weren't wearing such baggy pants. lol. Smiles, Gershon

Jennifer Proxenos October 17, 2021 at 8:58 AM She wouldn't make a good neighbor - there are a great number of Miss conducts around, a bitterness resides within people like this. Great write Jan, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Tania Kitchin October 15, 2021 at 4:24 AM Ha ha, this is very fitting for some :), well done Jan! Hugs

Michelle Faulkner October 14, 2021 at 4:00 PM I think I've met her! Sharp, shrewd rhymes, as always, Jan!

Rico Leffanta October 14, 2021 at 11:27 AM After reading Lisa's comment, is Miss Construed next? Enjoyed, Jan!

Lisa Ricci October 14, 2021 at 9:35 AM Hello Jan - Hi. All I can say is Miss Conduct is woman hear her roar (smile). Your entry is adorable with a perfect image to match it. May this day find you well. Have a wonderful afternoon and night.

Joseph May October 14, 2021 at 8:43 AM Rude and crude, not nice at all, sounds like she's riding for a fall..

Mike Gentile October 14, 2021 at 4:16 AM I love all the "Misses" in your mind Jan! and Miss conduct does not disappoint! Love it xxoo

Beryl Edmonds October 14, 2021 at 2:14 AM Hilarious Jan, what a miserable lady… Belle:-) xx

Victor Buhagiar October 13, 2021 at 10:15 PM It takes all sorts. we have to bear it. Hugs.

L Milton Hankins October 13, 2021 at 8:55 PM Superb limericks, Jan. The rhyme and flow were perfect. I loved 'em.

Eve Roper October 13, 2021 at 6:23 PM wow, sounds awesome, Jan.. great write.. Hope you are doing well. Hugs Eve

Shirley Hawkins October 13, 2021 at 6:09 PM I love her name ..... And the poem. Thank you, Jan. Take care...Shirley

Robert James Liguori October 13, 2021 at 5:14 PM Yeah, I had a couple people come to mind. Can you write a poem as to how she wizened up? Jan Allison October 13, 2021 at 5:34 PM unfortunately she will never change, her best friend is Miss B Have:-( hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin October 13, 2021 at 5:09 PM That’s some good entertainment right there. Good limericks Jan! Jan Allison October 13, 2021 at 5:34 PM thanks Mark:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan October 13, 2021 at 4:59 PM Another 'Missy' poem. You're having a bit of fun with those, aren't ya? Jan Allison October 13, 2021 at 5:08 PM Yes lol I'm enjoying writing these Miss poems , wrote this in the car just before we were going on a walk in the woods, had to borrow a pen from hubby - mine has managed to escape from the pocket and into the lining of my coat lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood October 13, 2021 at 4:55 PM I think I once knew her, Jan. Fun write. Terry Jan Allison October 13, 2021 at 4:56 PM lol I think I'm related to her lol:-) hugs Jan xx