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Miss Conduct rocks on her high horse
And vitriol soon starts to course
Right through all her veins
She always complains
There’s never a hint of remorse

She’s always so nasty and rude
Her language is often quite crude
She sure likes to holler
But thinks she’s top dollar
Her actions can’t be misconstrued

10/14/21

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Jack Horne

Date: 1/6/2022 5:58:00 AM

LOL, I can guess who this is about, the miserable old mare! Just wanted to say that Whisky Michael got Covid in hospital but he got over that & is in Salisbury hospital now in the spinal unit. My favourite aunt got Covid in hospital too but she died : ( Her funeral's on 20th.

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 12/13/2021 5:13:00 PM

Only Fool's and Horse's What's with the long face

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 10/22/2021 9:53:00 AM

Smiling as I read this offering...Delice

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/17/2021 6:44:00 PM

If only Miss Conduct weren't wearing such baggy pants. lol. Smiles, Gershon

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/17/2021 8:58:00 AM

She wouldn't make a good neighbor - there are a great number of Miss conducts around, a bitterness resides within people like this. Great write Jan, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/15/2021 4:24:00 AM

Ha ha, this is very fitting for some :), well done Jan! Hugs

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 10/14/2021 4:00:00 PM

I think I've met her! Sharp, shrewd rhymes, as always, Jan!

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/14/2021 11:27:00 AM

After reading Lisa's comment, is Miss Construed next? Enjoyed, Jan!

Lisa Ricci

Date: 10/14/2021 9:35:00 AM

Hello Jan - Hi. All I can say is Miss Conduct is woman hear her roar (smile). Your entry is adorable with a perfect image to match it. May this day find you well. Have a wonderful afternoon and night.

Joseph May

Date: 10/14/2021 8:43:00 AM

Rude and crude, not nice at all, sounds like she's riding for a fall..

Mike Gentile

Date: 10/14/2021 4:16:00 AM

I love all the "Misses" in your mind Jan! and Miss conduct does not disappoint! Love it xxoo

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/14/2021 2:14:00 AM

Hilarious Jan, what a miserable lady… Belle:-) xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/13/2021 10:15:00 PM

It takes all sorts. we have to bear it. Hugs.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 10/13/2021 8:55:00 PM

Superb limericks, Jan. The rhyme and flow were perfect. I loved 'em.

Eve Roper

Date: 10/13/2021 6:23:00 PM

wow, sounds awesome, Jan.. great write.. Hope you are doing well. Hugs Eve

Shirley Hawkins

Date: 10/13/2021 6:09:00 PM

I love her name ..... And the poem. Thank you, Jan. Take care...Shirley

Robert James Liguori

Date: 10/13/2021 5:14:00 PM

Yeah, I had a couple people come to mind. Can you write a poem as to how she wizened up?

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2021 5:34:00 PM

unfortunately she will never change, her best friend is Miss B Have:-( hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 10/13/2021 5:09:00 PM

That’s some good entertainment right there. Good limericks Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2021 5:34:00 PM

thanks Mark:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 10/13/2021 4:59:00 PM

Another 'Missy' poem. You're having a bit of fun with those, aren't ya?

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2021 5:08:00 PM

Yes lol I'm enjoying writing these Miss poems , wrote this in the car just before we were going on a walk in the woods, had to borrow a pen from hubby - mine has managed to escape from the pocket and into the lining of my coat lol:-) hugs Jan xx