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'miss-Behaving'

I’m sunbathing down on the beach just tanning, I look quite a peach I’m totally nude Some find that so rude It shocks all the kids that I teach! Fiction poem for Summer Laziness Poetry Contest sponsored by Mohan Chutani 06/02/20

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Sean Kelly

Date: 9/14/2020 4:30:00 AM

" Limerick Queen" - well done on another clever / witty piece - Mail to you .. Seán

Aditi Mishra

Date: 6/22/2020 1:05:00 AM

This left me laughing so much. I could only imagine how the kids you teach would be shocked at it lol. Congratulations on your win Jan :) Much love

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2020 3:15:00 AM

I used to be a support assistant at a school - was a challenging job for sure:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/21/2020 1:12:00 PM

Congrats on your win Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2020 3:14:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

V. Deepa

Date: 6/19/2020 3:12:00 PM

Hello mam, Nicely written.:-) Congratulations on your placement. Keep writing.Take care. Warm regards~Deepa:-)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2020 3:15:00 PM

thanks V Deepa:-) hugs Jan xx

Mohan Chutani

Date: 6/18/2020 9:07:00 PM

Jan, congratulations for your placement in my contest. Loved your nude beach limerick. Mostly, your title 'miss-behaving';was very cleverly done. Best. Mohan.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2020 12:56:00 PM

thanks Mohan:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 6/8/2020 6:18:00 AM

Gee I wonder why this would shock children! Ha! I am smirking at this one.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2020 12:55:00 PM

thanks Caren:-) hugs jan x

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 6/6/2020 2:35:00 PM

This is a sweet peach of a poem, Jan, sunbathing in the nude is a bit too exposing for me, but I know lots of people in Europe do it (America is so stodgy about things like that!)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2020 3:39:00 PM

not something I would ever do but I know some folk are happy to bare all:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 6/6/2020 8:44:00 AM

I like this Limerick Jan, and if not why not, fun in the sun! In Cape Town Sandy Beach our son took us for for a walk, it was a hot summer's day and everyone was sporting their newly operated size 36 boobs, a topless beach. We didn't stay too long! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2020 9:02:00 AM

ha ha ha that is hilarious - I hope their implants didn't melt lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 6/5/2020 3:17:00 PM

This is an excellent take on the contest theme, Jan. Most witty and enjoyable...can't stop laughing as I imagine your pictures spreading all over Facebook:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2020 3:23:00 PM

ha ha ha but you know me my friend i don't do 2faced book nor like my pic being taken lol and I dont sunbathe with my clothes on let alone nude lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 6/4/2020 1:59:00 PM

LOL, Jan! I notice you bolded "ficton." Good one. Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2020 7:59:00 AM

lol I so glad YOU noticed that - I do worry what folk think of me after reading some of my poems - I am so different in real life lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 6/4/2020 7:06:00 AM

Watch out for bees, unless of course you are hosting a spelling bee. I hear they are quite clever.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2020 7:57:00 AM

thanks Rick:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/3/2020 8:18:00 PM

Hello Jan … you don't teach biology by any chance do you - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2020 7:57:00 AM

ha ha ha I used to support kids in mainstream school I am not a teacher and I no longer do that job lol:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/3/2020 5:33:00 PM

I can't imagine you doing that Jan, that is what makes this so hilarious! Haha! I loved it! xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 7:18:00 PM

It's not something I I would ever do lol I am not a sun worshiper at all:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 6/3/2020 4:47:00 PM

I love it Jan! I wouldn't dare tan nude. Nobody wants to see what I've got. LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 5:13:00 PM

same here lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 6/3/2020 2:14:00 PM

I just heard on the BBC that May 2020 was the driest May in 120-years, so who could fathom you are NOT out basking under the sun? Peel off, and let the sun warm your bones! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 2:19:00 PM

thanks Rico it certainly has been unseasonably warm weather but guess we have been so lucky with lockdown:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/3/2020 2:09:00 PM

Lol, Mybe they'll pay attention now..

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 2:18:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 6/3/2020 10:18:00 AM

Well, speak of poetic imagery Jan!! Hysterical!! Happy Wednesday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 2:18:00 PM

Thanks Mike glad I raised a smile:-)hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 6/3/2020 8:44:00 AM

Do you have your mask on at least Jan? lol...great entry my friend...love & hugs...^WW^ :o)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 9:40:00 AM

ha ha ha, pure fiction I am glad to say lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 6/3/2020 12:07:00 AM

Just read this at the right time. Jan, keep up the humour, love your poetry.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 2:59:00 AM

Just a fun poem Harry I do try and make folk smile so much is lacking in the current situation and we need a bit of light hearted relief:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor

Date: 6/2/2020 10:45:00 PM

Can you imagine if they posted a picture of you on facebook going a natural. Titled "What are you looking at?"

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 2:59:00 AM

LOl - Thanks Michael, thankfully its total fiction I am not a sun worshiper and am keeping myself well and truly covered up!:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 6/2/2020 8:07:00 PM

this is hilarious, jan! (i think i would have figured out it was fiction! )

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 2:57:00 AM

You know me well Ilene lol:-) Hope hubby is doing well and you are coping with the current situation - things are improving here no new cases in 13 days so lock down is working for us - trouble is when the border is re opened we will be at risk once again, but with the virus still being rampant elsewhere it will be many months before that will happen. take care my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/2/2020 6:12:00 PM

haha. Can you imagine your students seeing that?? wow, they would be getting their cell phones out and you would never live it down!!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/3/2020 2:55:00 AM

Yeah social media and FB pics can come back to haunt you:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/2/2020 2:00:00 PM

Well if you've got it, flaunt it. Parents night will never be the same lol. Good luck Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 6/2/2020 2:18:00 PM

ha ha ha well it will never happen as I no longer support kids in school and dont sunbathe topless or otherwise lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 6/2/2020 1:44:00 PM

Oh, those tender bits! Never having seen the sun, mine would burn to a crisp... you must have a nice olive skin tone ;), giggles, enjoyed this! Good luck in the contest, xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/2/2020 2:04:00 PM

I am not a sun worshiper at all lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/2/2020 1:43:00 PM

And just WHAT are you teaching them Mademoiselle Allison?! lol. Tain't Latin, that's for sure. Maybe French---kissing. lol. Nice one, Jan! Cheers, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 6/2/2020 2:04:00 PM

lol GW the irony is I am not a sunbather so purely fiction lol:-) hugs Jan xx