Mine Kempf As Imagined Writ By Shakespeare

the great bard and Elizabethan play wright begetting complete dramaturgy explaining fate hollowly airtight succor starved, riddled smitten tattered sir real body politik blight under whelming enthusiasm witnessed blank quarto copyright more tragedy than comedy visited mine biography to date expressed as dearth decayed delight devoid absent audience hip...hip...hooray three chairs to excite zero non-exhaustive effort summoning stagecraft imagining hardened faced spectators muted nonexistent ovation, sans anticlimactic action superfluous stage fright, thus retrospective stance taken billeted envisioned anachronistic gunfight signifying emotional crisis, especially high anxiety pained height incorporating mine every birthday newly aged since LIX January thirteenth orbitz insight oppressive ominous gloomy glum obscuring highland dale light whereby substantial sole action asper arrival of midnight celestial curtain call enclosing somber static theatrical night hoop fully explaining deadening copious heavy breathing followed by extended lapses of utter silence outright spartan mise en scene absent agit props nsync with holographic thespians staid theatrics displaying plight uneventful sleepy representation quite leaving entire cast (singular char actor his shun of myself) remaining soporific steadfastly right lee measure for measure much ado about nothing hermetically sealed, NON GMO vacuum packed no sight worth seeing on the twelfth night starkly barren aimless padlocked mortal soul asylum no, not even Romeo and Juliet love's labor's lost passion a comedy of errors, viz unbridled trothplight mock king lear ring alls well that ends well where me crushed psyche doth unite with death vis a vis as demise of Julius Caesar et tu Brutus I in vite.