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Mighty uptight

Superman was feeling mighty uptight So he went out for a long midnight flight Spotted two teens making love Shut his eyes tight as a glove But his blue leotard turned hard, alright

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Date: 8/19/2020 9:19:00 PM
That limerick was just a bit under the belt for me, Gershon, ha ha ha . . . ; )
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Date: 2/11/2020 8:14:00 PM
Oh you naughty boy! Guess Superman was looking for someone to smoke his bong??
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Date: 2/11/2020 8:55:00 PM
Superman got the shaft though. Heh, heh. :) gw
Date: 2/11/2020 4:57:00 AM
Or stretched out a bit...Good one
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/11/2020 12:29:00 PM
Yeah, I forgot. Superman wears spandex. LOL. Thanks, Arturo. :) gw
Date: 2/9/2020 4:08:00 PM
Well, he may be "super," but he's still a "man." Enjoyed the humor, Gershon! Hugs, carolyn
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2020 4:39:00 PM
Right. Touche! --- And a 'mighty' man at that, Carolyn! LOL. Thanks, Carolyn. :) Smiles, gw
Date: 2/9/2020 4:23:00 AM
Hahaha! Gershon ya killin me here! Lmao! So silly my friend!;)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2020 4:38:00 PM
'Silly' is sacred by me! ~ St. Sicily :)
Date: 2/9/2020 1:04:00 AM
Amazing what kyriptonite does to you Oh no it was red mmmm Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2020 4:36:00 PM
Just read about some red kryptonite discovered in some English poet's backyard, initials were T.C. Any thoughts on same? --- Please forward to 'Un-Scientifican American Magazine,' 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington A.C. - D.C. Smiles, Gershon
Date: 2/8/2020 10:45:00 PM
Lol! Gershon, This was “ super” funny! Hilarious imagery. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. Enjoy the rest of your night:-) Alexis
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2020 1:52:00 PM
Hey, Alexis, 'mighty' glad you liked this little Superman farce. Nice to hear from you too again. Thanks for the support. Warm wishes, Gershon
Date: 2/8/2020 10:41:00 PM
lol... that last line cracked me up... ha this would probably get a good placement in the limerick contest.... good luck... hugs
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/8/2020 10:53:00 PM
Glad you liked this limerick about the 'Mighty Man of Steel.' Heh, heh... Interesting that I entered another Superman limerick (The Lament of Mr. Kent) in that contest a few days ago. I just checked, and it's closed already.... So, thanks for the enthusiastic comment, my friend! Smiles, Gershon