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Merry Christmas Vladimar

Vlad, a Merry Christmas to you from me
Complete with baubles a spruce Christmas tree
But what he don't know
That tree's gonna blow 
Cos' each bauble is packed with  TNT... 


Putin woke up Christmas morning with glee
Glanced at his gift I sent, the Christmas tree 
He turned it on excited 
The TNT ignited 
And the whole world danced around merrily... 


Written 4th December 2022. 

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Sotto Poet Date: 12/8/2022 11:18:00 AM It's a piece of great news that people all throughout the globe want him to vanish. Outstanding limerick. I wish you a lot of blessings, my friend. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/8/2022 11:25:00 AM Thank you very much Lasaad, he certainly wouldn't be missed. Tom

Line Gauthier Date: 12/7/2022 6:31:00 PM Definitely a winner !!! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/8/2022 12:16:00 AM Thank you Line, hope someone sends him a lethal present, hope santa can help lol. Tom

Eve Roper Date: 12/7/2022 9:57:00 AM A sad thing that the world would love to see him gone. Great Limerick. Many blessings my friend Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/7/2022 10:32:00 AM Thank you Eve, he's the most hated man on the planet but he's brought it all on himself. Tom

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/6/2022 8:42:00 PM Amen. Let us sing praises to the Lord and to Tom, his right-hand man! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/6/2022 11:37:00 PM Thank you very much Gershon, if anyone deserves such a gift, it's that cretin. Tom

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/6/2022 12:10:00 PM A grinch with a grin, at Christmas time… Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/6/2022 12:39:00 PM Thank you Kim, he certainly is and won't be missed when he goes. Tom

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/6/2022 8:41:00 AM Did you put my name on one of those baubles? LOL! Good one, Tom. Janice Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/6/2022 8:44:00 AM Lol, no problem Janice, a few extra won't go amiss. Tom

Valsa George Date: 12/5/2022 6:10:00 PM Imagine the fun when the baubles explode..... ! Putin will be shattered to pieces and land on the ground and on tree tops. Ha... ha ! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/5/2022 9:40:00 PM Lol what a glorious sight that would be the man is not human and is a disgrace to humanity. Tom

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/5/2022 1:53:00 PM Good one and good riddance. Thanks for sharing. Sara Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/5/2022 2:51:00 PM Thank you very much Sara, shame to waste a good tree lol. Tom

Ilene Bauer Date: 12/5/2022 1:13:00 PM ha! sounds like the perfect gift, tom! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/5/2022 1:23:00 PM Lol thanks Ilene, theres no shortage of folk donating baubles, it's the TNT that's a problem. Will look on ebay. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 12/5/2022 7:53:00 AM AMEN, my friend, Tom. The whole world will burst into laughter! Hahaha! Great Limerick! Blessings Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/5/2022 9:24:00 AM Thank you very much Demetrios, he's one person the world wouldn't miss, Tom

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/5/2022 7:11:00 AM Great limerick. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/5/2022 9:24:00 AM Thank you Victor, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Vijay Pandit Date: 12/4/2022 5:24:00 PM That is the kind of gift he deserves. He sure needs to be checked and very soon! Good work, Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/5/2022 12:54:00 AM Thank you Vijay He's destabilised the whole world and he seems to be getting away with it. Why are we letting that happen is beyond me. Tom

Robert Gorelick Date: 12/4/2022 4:03:00 PM A silent night for Putin. Brilliant Tom, deck the halls with "parts" of Putin Fa la la la! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/5/2022 12:52:00 AM Lol, if only, a day the whole world will look forward to. Tom

Tony Hargreaves Date: 12/4/2022 1:10:00 PM Vladimir we no longer see// For he got close to Christmas tree.// Then came a massive explosion.// Twas Vladimir's execution.// Now many folk once more are free.// Thanks to Tom's loaded Christmas tree. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/4/2022 2:27:00 PM Lol Love it Tony, hope someone films it and puts in on YouTube. Tom

L Milton Hankins Date: 12/4/2022 1:10:00 PM Really enjoyed this, Tom. Couldn't have said it better. I'd be delighted if you put a special extra-double explosive on for me! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/4/2022 2:25:00 PM Thank you Milton, lol I'm sure I can squeeze your gift in the base somewhere lol. Tom

Speaks Volumes Date: 12/4/2022 12:26:00 PM Oh Tom, you are Naughty ! And at Christmas time too ! (stick an extra heavy bauble on for me). Loved it ! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/4/2022 12:34:00 PM Lol thank you Wendy, will do. I feel sorry for the tree. Tom

Jenna Logan Date: 12/4/2022 12:22:00 PM Between me having Santa nuke him and your explosive ornaments he doesn’t stand a chance of getting away. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/4/2022 12:31:00 PM Lol, it would make our Christmas if he was eliminated. He must be the most hated man on the planet. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/4/2022 12:19:00 PM ... the big bang ... waiting for it - I have never hated anyone in my life...but this man I really hate, Tom - Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/4/2022 12:22:00 PM Thank you Ann, it would be music to my ears, that man is sub human Tom