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Merry Christmas Vladimar

Vlad, a Merry Christmas to you from me
Complete with baubles a spruce Christmas tree
But what he don't know
That tree's gonna blow 
Cos' each bauble is packed with  TNT... 


Putin woke up Christmas morning with glee
Glanced at his gift I sent, the Christmas tree 
He turned it on excited 
The TNT ignited 
And the whole world danced around merrily... 


Written 4th December 2022. 

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I Am Anaya December 10, 2022 at 10:55 AM "The whole world danced merrily." Wish we were there, already! [Giggles] Tom Tom Cunningham December 10, 2022 at 11:24 AM Thank you Anaya, we live in hope. Tom

Sotto Poet December 8, 2022 at 11:18 AM It's a piece of great news that people all throughout the globe want him to vanish. Outstanding limerick. I wish you a lot of blessings, my friend. Tom Cunningham December 8, 2022 at 11:25 AM Thank you very much Lasaad, he certainly wouldn't be missed. Tom

Line Gauthier December 7, 2022 at 6:31 PM Definitely a winner !!! Tom Cunningham December 8, 2022 at 12:16 AM Thank you Line, hope someone sends him a lethal present, hope santa can help lol. Tom

Eve Roper December 7, 2022 at 9:57 AM A sad thing that the world would love to see him gone. Great Limerick. Many blessings my friend Tom Cunningham December 7, 2022 at 10:32 AM Thank you Eve, he's the most hated man on the planet but he's brought it all on himself. Tom

Gershon Wolf December 6, 2022 at 8:42 PM Amen. Let us sing praises to the Lord and to Tom, his right-hand man! Tom Cunningham December 6, 2022 at 11:37 PM Thank you very much Gershon, if anyone deserves such a gift, it's that cretin. Tom

Kim Rodrigues December 6, 2022 at 12:10 PM A grinch with a grin, at Christmas time… Tom Cunningham December 6, 2022 at 12:39 PM Thank you Kim, he certainly is and won't be missed when he goes. Tom

Janice Canerdy December 6, 2022 at 8:41 AM Did you put my name on one of those baubles? LOL! Good one, Tom. Janice Tom Cunningham December 6, 2022 at 8:44 AM Lol, no problem Janice, a few extra won't go amiss. Tom

Valsa George December 5, 2022 at 6:10 PM Imagine the fun when the baubles explode..... ! Putin will be shattered to pieces and land on the ground and on tree tops. Ha... ha ! Tom Cunningham December 5, 2022 at 9:40 PM Lol what a glorious sight that would be the man is not human and is a disgrace to humanity. Tom

Sara Kendrick December 5, 2022 at 1:53 PM Good one and good riddance. Thanks for sharing. Sara Tom Cunningham December 5, 2022 at 2:51 PM Thank you very much Sara, shame to waste a good tree lol. Tom

Ilene Bauer December 5, 2022 at 1:13 PM ha! sounds like the perfect gift, tom! Tom Cunningham December 5, 2022 at 1:23 PM Lol thanks Ilene, theres no shortage of folk donating baubles, it's the TNT that's a problem. Will look on ebay. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis December 5, 2022 at 7:53 AM AMEN, my friend, Tom. The whole world will burst into laughter! Hahaha! Great Limerick! Blessings Tom Cunningham December 5, 2022 at 9:24 AM Thank you very much Demetrios, he's one person the world wouldn't miss, Tom

Victor Buhagiar December 5, 2022 at 7:11 AM Great limerick. Tom Cunningham December 5, 2022 at 9:24 AM Thank you Victor, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Vijay Pandit December 4, 2022 at 5:24 PM That is the kind of gift he deserves. He sure needs to be checked and very soon! Good work, Tom. Tom Cunningham December 5, 2022 at 12:54 AM Thank you Vijay He's destabilised the whole world and he seems to be getting away with it. Why are we letting that happen is beyond me. Tom

Robert Gorelick December 4, 2022 at 4:03 PM A silent night for Putin. Brilliant Tom, deck the halls with "parts" of Putin Fa la la la! Tom Cunningham December 5, 2022 at 12:52 AM Lol, if only, a day the whole world will look forward to. Tom

L Milton Hankins December 4, 2022 at 1:10 PM Really enjoyed this, Tom. Couldn't have said it better. I'd be delighted if you put a special extra-double explosive on for me! Tom Cunningham December 4, 2022 at 2:25 PM Thank you Milton, lol I'm sure I can squeeze your gift in the base somewhere lol. Tom

Tony Hargreaves December 4, 2022 at 1:10 PM Vladimir we no longer see// For he got close to Christmas tree.// Then came a massive explosion.// Twas Vladimir's execution.// Now many folk once more are free.// Thanks to Tom's loaded Christmas tree. Tom Cunningham December 4, 2022 at 2:27 PM Lol Love it Tony, hope someone films it and puts in on YouTube. Tom

Speaks Volumes December 4, 2022 at 12:26 PM Oh Tom, you are Naughty ! And at Christmas time too ! (stick an extra heavy bauble on for me). Loved it ! Tom Cunningham December 4, 2022 at 12:34 PM Lol thank you Wendy, will do. I feel sorry for the tree. Tom

Jenna Logan December 4, 2022 at 12:22 PM Between me having Santa nuke him and your explosive ornaments he doesn’t stand a chance of getting away. Tom Cunningham December 4, 2022 at 12:31 PM Lol, it would make our Christmas if he was eliminated. He must be the most hated man on the planet. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen December 4, 2022 at 12:19 PM ... the big bang ... waiting for it - I have never hated anyone in my life...but this man I really hate, Tom - Tom Cunningham December 4, 2022 at 12:22 PM Thank you Ann, it would be music to my ears, that man is sub human Tom