Men Are Becoming Women

The tire was flat 
Imagine that 
What should we do 
Call AAA 
was all he could say 

Afraid to break out a jack 
did not want his fingers black 
He said "I pay them top dollar" 
I was not impressed 
He did not know how, I guessed 

Where are all the real men 
I do not want Barbies Ken 
A strong secure man is what I need 
That holds me tight in his arms 
and sets off alarms 

A man that is not PC 
Speaks fluently 
Not a limp biscuit 
Firm handle on my rear 
Kisses that get me in gear
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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