Medusa's Brother

Girls look in your direction and see you comin' In the opposite direction, they start runnin' You claim you are in excellent shape Your face is a train wreck and you cinch in your gut with electrical tape You drive a Yugo, it's color is Slime Green You say you are just over run with bling bling How can you claim you have the perfect life You are married to an inflatable wife Women look at you and begin to cuss as they run for cover Somebody spray painted a name on the car, it reads Medusa's Brother You have no clue why everyone calls you M B You believe they are saying M D, you think it's short for Mac Daddy You wear your favorite tee shirt that reads World's Greatest Lover In the females eyes you will always be Medusa's Brother Well M B, for you there is some bad news You will always be singing the lonely man's blues You have asked M TV to pimp your ride They can fix your car but your face you can't hide You say well, I guess it's true, a man's best friend is his mother But did occur to you, your mom also calls you Medusa's Brother