Meanwhile in England

Mom, I need a pee. You need a pee, Dee. Yes, I need a pee. I need one p to pee. You need one p two p? You mean three p Dee. No, one p to pee. Ah, one p to pee, it's twenty to pee. What's twenty-two pee? No, it's twenty, to pee it has never been one p to pee. It used to be one d to pee Dee then two p to pee, and now it's twenty to pee. You mean twenty p to pee; What's a d? A d, Dee is an old p p for a penny. Why was it a d if it was a p? Don't ask me, ask your dad, Dee. Did you used to go for a dee? No we just used a d for a pee! Do you still need a pee, Dee? Here's twenty to pee. I thought you said it was twenty, to pee? It's too late now. I did it for free!