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Mom, I need a pee. You need a pee, Dee. Yes, I need a pee. I need one p to pee. You need one p two p? You mean three p Dee. No, one p to pee. Ah, one p to pee, it's twenty to pee. What's twenty-two pee? No, it's twenty, to pee it has never been one p to pee. It used to be one d to pee Dee then two p to pee, and now it's twenty to pee. You mean twenty p to pee; What's a d? A d, Dee is an old p p for a penny. Why was it a d if it was a p? Don't ask me, ask your dad, Dee. Did you used to go for a dee? No we just used a d for a pee! Do you still need a pee, Dee? Here's twenty to pee. I thought you said it was twenty, to pee? It's too late now. I did it for free!

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Date: 2/21/2025 4:05:00 AM
I like when you explain things to kids, and you think you're doing well, and then they tell you, you could have googled that quicker.
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Date: 2/11/2025 5:17:00 PM
Fun poem! kinda like who's on first.
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Terry Miller
Date: 2/12/2025 2:16:00 AM
Thank you David, yes just a bit of fun
Date: 2/10/2025 3:19:00 PM
Great whimsical fun
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Terry Miller
Date: 2/12/2025 2:18:00 AM
Thank you Andrea, I was showing my Granddaughter some old english pennies and why 1p used to be expressed as 1d
Date: 2/7/2025 4:03:00 PM
This is just fun to read and to see where it leads; whether I can understand it clearly or not.
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Terry Miller
Date: 2/12/2025 2:19:00 AM
Thank you David, in English in makes cents!
Date: 2/7/2025 1:34:00 PM
LOL. Well written. Some things should not take a long time to discuss and the last line points that out.
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Terry Miller
Date: 2/12/2025 2:19:00 AM
indeed! Thank you Oliver
Date: 2/7/2025 12:06:00 PM
I enjoyed reading your fun/creative write. Guess someone's pants are now wet after this read. Hahaha!!! "Good Luck" if for contest. Have a fun day as you write away..................
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Terry Miller
Date: 2/12/2025 2:20:00 AM
Certainly damp, thank you Paula

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