Meanwhile in England
Mom, I need a pee.
You need a pee, Dee.
Yes, I need a pee.
I need one p to pee.
You need one p two p?
You mean three p Dee.
No, one p to pee.
Ah, one p to pee,
it's twenty to pee.
What's twenty-two pee?
No, it's twenty, to pee
it has never been one p to pee.
It used to be one d to pee Dee
then two p to pee,
and now it's twenty to pee.
You mean twenty p to pee;
What's a d?
A d, Dee is an old p
p for a penny.
Why was it a d if it was a p?
Don't ask me, ask your dad, Dee.
Did you used to go for a dee?
No we just used a d for a pee!
Do you still need a pee, Dee?
Here's twenty to pee.
I thought you said it was twenty, to pee?
It's too late now. I did it for free!
Copyright © Terry Miller | Year Posted 2025
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