McGarrett Meets Totoro

Steve McGarrett ate a carrot, With a parrot as a pet, When he stopped to catch a ferret, At a local launderette. Well, he had to grin and bear it, When the ferret, as a foe, Had the gall to greet McGarrett, With a ferret body blow. "What's the matter, Steve McGarrett, Said the ferret, as he fell, If you scatter with a hair net, And a dab of V-0 gell." Steve McGarrett knew the ferret, Had a parrot-hungry face, So he tried to chase and wear it, For the parrot to embrace. "Don't you know, Steve McGarrett, That a ferret is a fink, When you try to kill and wear it, And the creature starts to stink?" At the moment, Steve McGarrett, Was distracted by the row, Then a bunny rabbit's carrot, Made a funny kind of blow. Well, McGarrett knew the carrot, Was a dare-it kind of throw, So he gave the silly Parrott, As a present for Dan-O. And he left to catch the rabbit, In a carrot patch that grew, For the rabbit-killing habit, Of a Five-O killing crew. But the pace, by Steve McGarrett, Was a sorry sight to see, And he jiggled with a carrot, In the course of history. When McGarrett made a fumble, On the path to victory, Then he took a major tumble, Down the hollow of a tree. To be continued . . .