Mass Silent Sound Cloud Plunk From Das Bad Ass Monk One

thy macbook pro 
   contracted a ungrateful deadly virus 
disallowing communication 
   between you Pink Floyd, and us
Tom MacDonald (the head 

   hombre honcho) didst tuss
sup hiz hands in utter futility, 
   and exhausting every suss
stain nibble dollop pa Rob Zombie courtesy 
   sans himself and Russ

tea (a lifelong four footed 
   canine companion) 
   large as a small medium at large 
bow wow wing over seer christened Marge
a Jeff Bezos Amazon woman 
   demanding tubby address as "Sarge"

long days journey into night 
   without access 
to the Pink world wide web, 
   newt hiz a bless
akin to experience 

   foreboding check mate playing chess
after one fateful opening gambit, 
   asper this poe whit doth express
he haint no "Garry Kasparov, 
   Anatoly Karpov, Bobby Fischer...
   or other prominent masters 

   nee virtual kings 
   aye coon fess
cuz y'all would 
   be on target to guess
this chipper chap 
   (now he iz back in busy 'n Hesse)

hive felt extreme dot com tremens 
   without recourse the cyber space
e'en though misgivings prevail bing  
   linkedin within the human race
and nah ver since birth, 
   hike hood never find my place

until...while very late in my puberty, 
   which lasted til age fifty and nine
orbitz 'round el sol, twas juiced recently 
   attained personal 
   accomplishments sans mine

kempf posse sub billy due to pertinent 
   Capricorn requisite plan nets 
   formed a heterosexual 
   instagram joyus chorus line

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