Mary Berry

Mary Berry, very scary When she drives that 'cat. Anything but ordinary In her smashing hat. Giggles as she hits the gas; It's fun to be alive! She will skip your heart a beat, but Oh, that girl can drive! Soon the bobcat has topped out As fast as it can go. (Actually, that's not quite true; She doesn’t need to know.) Slam the brakes and turn the wheel And slide the back end loose! All the while, a great big smile, My merry berry goose.  Summertime is coming up, We'll shift this thing to high, but then we'll have to hold on tight When Mary makes it fly! ---------- My Mary Berry has grown up a bit since this was penned...