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Manger Danger

I grabbed the ass in the manger,
risking spiritual anger
	the ass hee’d and haw’d
	I screamed “Oh my Lawd!”
my ass, not his, was in danger!

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Joseph May

December 23, 2023 at 6:49 AM

A fun write Linda, Congrats on your win

Linda Alice Fowler

December 23, 2023 at 9:12 AM

Hi Joseph! Thank you and a very Merry Christmas to you and yours! :)

Valsa George

December 22, 2023 at 11:01 PM

Quite hilarious! Congratulations on your top win dear Linda...

Linda Alice Fowler

December 23, 2023 at 7:44 AM

Many thanks dear Valsa. :)

Howard Kerr

December 22, 2023 at 8:21 PM

Hi Linda, I’m sorry for any confusion caused. Maybe I should have used the term comment notification rather than soupmail/email. Either way thanks for your reply Happy Christmas Howard

Linda Alice Fowler

December 23, 2023 at 7:43 AM

It's okay Howard. I can be a bit forgetful, so would not have been surprised had I emailed/ soup mailed you. LOL Happy Christmas dear!

Howard Kerr

December 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM

Linda, Thanks for your soupmail re my work. Congratulations on your win with this wry and amusing poem Howard

Linda Alice Fowler

December 22, 2023 at 7:20 PM

Hi Howard Thank you for your comments. I do enjoy reading your work but I truly don't remember sending you an email. Have a wonderful holidays! :)

Andrea Dietrich

December 22, 2023 at 1:19 PM

Irreverent, but I always love seeing the word ass in a funny poem. congrats too.

Linda Alice Fowler

December 22, 2023 at 3:25 PM

Yes, it is. I couldn't help myself. Thank Andrea! :)

Suzanne Delaney

December 16, 2023 at 11:41 AM

Wrong ass to grab lol. You could end up in the manger. Thanks for the chuckle. Hugs, SuZ

Linda Alice Fowler

December 16, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Glad you got a chuckle ;) Thanks for reading and commenting SuZ. hugs, Linda :)

Terry Flood

December 13, 2023 at 5:16 PM

Ouch! I can’t write much… I feel rather sore right now. Hmmm… surely, everyone walks like this! ;-)

Linda Alice Fowler

December 16, 2023 at 8:08 AM

LOL. Really, Terry? So glad to see you here. Thanks for stopping by and giving me a chuckle. :))

Anne E Sangster - K

December 8, 2023 at 11:36 AM

Lol, thanks for the laugh Linda :-D A fun limerick. I enjoyed reading this today. Have a great day :-)

Linda Alice Fowler

December 8, 2023 at 2:26 PM

You are welcome Anne. Thanks for enjoying this one. :)

Victor Buhagiar

December 8, 2023 at 9:59 AM

Lovely fun poem. enjoyed.

Linda Alice Fowler

December 8, 2023 at 10:04 AM

Thank you dear Victor. hugs :)

Daniel Turner

December 8, 2023 at 1:35 AM

Fun stuff, Alice. Everybody likes a little grab ass once in a while. Merry Christmas and thanks for the laugh:)

Linda Alice Fowler

December 8, 2023 at 7:47 AM

Many thanks my friend Daniel. You're welcome. :) Everyone needs a little chuckle during what may be a stressful season. I'm chill. Merry Christmas to you! :)

Tom Cunningham

December 7, 2023 at 11:23 AM

Lol, good one Linda. Funny thing, one of my early poems was called Flynn's Ass and the poetry police put three***, I wrote it in again and as far as I know it's still there. Tom PS. It was about an Ass, In Ireland that's what they call a donkey lol.

Linda Alice Fowler

December 7, 2023 at 12:42 PM

I'll have to read it Tom. We call a donkey an ass here as well, but not so prevalent as 'donkey'. ;) Thanks for coming by! :)