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Manger Danger

I grabbed the ass in the manger, risking spiritual anger the ass hee’d and haw’d I screamed “Oh my Lawd!” my ass, not his, was in danger!

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Joseph May

Date: 12/23/2023 6:49:00 AM

A fun write Linda, Congrats on your win

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/23/2023 9:12:00 AM

Hi Joseph! Thank you and a very Merry Christmas to you and yours! :)

Valsa George

Date: 12/22/2023 11:01:00 PM

Quite hilarious! Congratulations on your top win dear Linda...

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/23/2023 7:44:00 AM

Many thanks dear Valsa. :)

Howard Kerr

Date: 12/22/2023 8:21:00 PM

Hi Linda, I’m sorry for any confusion caused. Maybe I should have used the term comment notification rather than soupmail/email. Either way thanks for your reply Happy Christmas Howard

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/23/2023 7:43:00 AM

It's okay Howard. I can be a bit forgetful, so would not have been surprised had I emailed/ soup mailed you. LOL Happy Christmas dear!

Howard Kerr

Date: 12/22/2023 6:33:00 PM

Linda, Thanks for your soupmail re my work. Congratulations on your win with this wry and amusing poem Howard

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/22/2023 7:20:00 PM

Hi Howard Thank you for your comments. I do enjoy reading your work but I truly don't remember sending you an email. Have a wonderful holidays! :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/22/2023 1:19:00 PM

Irreverent, but I always love seeing the word ass in a funny poem. congrats too.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/22/2023 3:25:00 PM

Yes, it is. I couldn't help myself. Thank Andrea! :)

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 12/16/2023 11:41:00 AM

Wrong ass to grab lol. You could end up in the manger. Thanks for the chuckle. Hugs, SuZ

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/16/2023 4:23:00 PM

Glad you got a chuckle ;) Thanks for reading and commenting SuZ. hugs, Linda :)

Terry Flood

Date: 12/13/2023 5:16:00 PM

Ouch! I can’t write much… I feel rather sore right now. Hmmm… surely, everyone walks like this! ;-)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/16/2023 8:08:00 AM

LOL. Really, Terry? So glad to see you here. Thanks for stopping by and giving me a chuckle. :))

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 12/8/2023 11:36:00 AM

Lol, thanks for the laugh Linda :-D A fun limerick. I enjoyed reading this today. Have a great day :-)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/8/2023 2:26:00 PM

You are welcome Anne. Thanks for enjoying this one. :)

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/8/2023 9:59:00 AM

Lovely fun poem. enjoyed.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/8/2023 10:04:00 AM

Thank you dear Victor. hugs :)

Daniel Turner

Date: 12/8/2023 1:35:00 AM

Fun stuff, Alice. Everybody likes a little grab ass once in a while. Merry Christmas and thanks for the laugh:)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/8/2023 7:47:00 AM

Many thanks my friend Daniel. You're welcome. :) Everyone needs a little chuckle during what may be a stressful season. I'm chill. Merry Christmas to you! :)

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 12/7/2023 3:45:00 PM

hilarious! I needed some humor this evening....thanks...have a great evening, Sara

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/7/2023 5:15:00 PM

I'm glad I brought some humor to you this evening Sara. You are welcome, and thank YOU! Enjoy the rest of your evening. Linda :)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/7/2023 11:23:00 AM

Lol, good one Linda. Funny thing, one of my early poems was called Flynn's Ass and the poetry police put three***, I wrote it in again and as far as I know it's still there. Tom PS. It was about an Ass, In Ireland that's what they call a donkey lol.

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/7/2023 12:42:00 PM

I'll have to read it Tom. We call a donkey an ass here as well, but not so prevalent as 'donkey'. ;) Thanks for coming by! :)

I Am Anaya

Date: 12/7/2023 10:12:00 AM

Too funny, LAF! I can hear the hee's and the haw's. Be sure this is Brand 'spanking' New, lol. Great entry!

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/7/2023 10:20:00 AM

Hey bff. It is 'spanking' new LOL Thanks for the encouragement. :)

Silent One

Date: 12/7/2023 9:53:00 AM

Great limerick Linda

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/7/2023 10:18:00 AM

Many thanks ;);) I always appreciate your visits and comments! :)