Man and Wife
MAN
My eyes are puffed and wrinkled
And I have a triple chin.
My hair, with grey, is sprinkled
And, in parts, has grown quite thin.
My stomach is extending
And where once was a six pack
There’s no use in my pretending,
It’s more of a gunny sack.
My legs are now as thin as canes
With nuggets at the knees
And smoky blue protruding veins
Like gorgonzola cheese.
And yet my time’s so quickly fled
That I still can’t quite see why
That young girl didn’t turn her head
As I went swaggering by.
And it still pains to discover
That the young women I fancy, rather
Than see me as a potential lover
See me as a second father.
But I’ll not be daunted by time’s meanness
While I still have in my life
That chubby, saggy-breasted Venus
Who agreed to be my wife.
WIFE
My eyes are puffed and wrinkled.
I’ve liver spots on my skin
My hair with grey is sprinkled
And I’ve grown another chin.
My waist is twice its former size
(It was once so sleek and svelte)
And the breasts that once could poke out eyes
Are now tucked into my belt.
My legs are now as thick as trees
With ghastly veins of blue
And mighty dimples at the knees
Hiding my toes from view.
And yet my time’s so quickly fled
That I still can’t quite see why
That young man didn’t turn his head
As I went swinging by
And I still get drunk and try to flirt
With young men who feel harassed
But the alcohol can’t numb the hurt
When they turn away embarrassed.
But all of this amounts to zero
Since my life’s been made complete
By the balding pot-bellied hero
Who swept me off my feet.
Copyright © Barry Freeman | Year Posted 2021
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