Andrea Dietrich Poet Rhyme

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For Funny New Years Resolutions For 2024 Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Constance La France

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Making New Years Resolutions

Some resolutions I will make this year.
I told my best friends this with a small sneer.
My friends know all too well that I'm not one
to make such promises except in fun.

The first one is that I will always eat
each day at least one thing that I find sweet,
for  dieting just makes me crave food more.
Vow two is never eat stuff I abhor.

Those first two resolutions I can keep
as easily as doing them asleep.
The third one is that each day I will pet
my cats. How much easier can these get?

I'm sure I could come up with many more -
like in the bathroom always close the door
or always lick the spoon when making cake.
a hundred resolutions I could make!

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Beata Agustin December 31, 2023 at 11:45 PM Congrats. Thanks for sharing this. Joyous New year to you and your family. God bless you.

Paula Goldsmith December 31, 2023 at 12:59 PM Back with Congratulations with your win. I enjoyed reading your fun/cute write again. Happy New Year... Write More In 24...........................

Linda Alice Fowler December 31, 2023 at 7:46 AM Congratulations Andrea! :)

Sotto Poet December 31, 2023 at 6:33 AM Hearty congratulations on your contest win dear Andrea. With my best wishes for a splendid year 2024

Regina Mcintosh December 31, 2023 at 6:21 AM OH - This is sooooo good! I could make a hundred like these too :) Love it. Congrats and Happy New Year. God bless you with a wonderful 2024. love, Gina

Constance La France December 31, 2023 at 6:21 AM Andrea, congratulations on your win in my Funny New Years Resolutions contest, your poem was fun and I liked it a lot, Happy New Year, Constance

Bill Baker December 19, 2023 at 9:33 PM You're right about eating something sweet, Andrea. Cutting out sweets completely just makes it worst. It's okay to make resolutions that you'll keep, it's kind of like a to do list. Have a great 2024, my dear friend. Hugs, Bill

Duke Beaufort December 19, 2023 at 3:06 PM Very sweet. You are too funny. Now I'm thinking of resolutions I could make that meet your criteria. Not a bad thing to do.

Arlo Parker December 19, 2023 at 2:49 PM Cool rhymes, AD. :o)

Deb M December 19, 2023 at 1:06 PM Such a fun poem Andrea and l like your resolutions definitely ones that are do-able!! Hehe….Debx

Silent One December 19, 2023 at 12:43 PM You rhyme very well dear Andrea and this one did make me smile...

Ink Empress December 19, 2023 at 11:25 AM “ each day at least one thing that I find sweet, for dieting just makes me crave food more.” hah your poems always make me smile and resonate too in so many ways. I agree now this i will add to my list too of resolutions. Hope next year will be an easy one for us all. Sending you light always

Anne E Sangster - K December 19, 2023 at 6:45 AM Cute poem Andrea :-) I always enjoy at least one sweet treat to eat each day. Wishing you a beautiful Christmas and all good things in the coming new year. Smiles and hugs, Anne xox

Paula Goldsmith December 19, 2023 at 6:33 AM What is a fun/cute write. Good Luck... Looks like we both did this one. Have a Very Blessed Christmas & New Year 2023.......................