making a giant crow crow

Farmer Sam thought a giant Crow Crow would be fun So he spent the better part of three weeks creating one. His plan backfired the second he pounded it into the ground. Every crow flew in to give it homage from eighty miles around. Have you met the crow god? They said to each other. Stopping by was every young crow, uncle, auntie and brother. Farmer Sam asked his wife to go out and find out why. Every single crow was there who had ever managed to fly. His wife came in laughing good and hard, loving the joke. They are eating so much corn, we will probably go broke. Farmer Sam did not see the humor but gave her a nod. Not realizing he had created the ultimate silent crow god.