Lyric Poem--My Valentine, Fun With Lyrics

(For a contest, Fun with Lyrics, inspired by 'Chance Encounters'). I wish to grow old disgracefully, But I invented a lover imaginary, It is good for women to have fantasies, I love you across time and centuries, My thoughts are filled with such delights, It does pass these hot summer nights, I rouse myself from afterglow, All in the head, this I know, One day I shall sit down and laugh, With a good coffee, at all this chaff, I did but see you passing by, I sit and ponder, and heave a sigh, Here's what I say to you, young man, Hermaphrodites make their own fun, it's grand, Hoots juice, there's lots of virgins a'loose, I am sure you've fixed one to your caboose, Ah, the old grey mare ain't what she used to be, I'll dream of growing old disgracefully, Across the time and centuries, You'll be the Valentine for me, I love you to the moon, and beyond, An endless love affair, it goes on and on.........