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Luscious Linda

It's been so long since I had a proper girlfriend I've forgotten what to do The one I have now takes my breath away And she's made of rubber too I'm so tired after blowing so much I haven't the energy to do anything else It just defeats the object So I just put her back un the box And put her back upon the shelf. When I bought her I was attracted by the red hot babe on the box I asked the man for a plain paper bag and gave him 200 bucks It claimed luscious Linda Had real ling black hair and promised to fill me with delight But I got shock when I opened the box that night Instead of luscious Linda She looked more like Fu man chu And the instructions were written in Chinese So I didn't have a clue. What I really want is companionship A great friend a kiss and hug In a proper relationship For I have so much love to give And have a lot of life to live. Someone I can trust and serenade on my piano or guitar Someone with a nice car If your that girl No matter where you are Please get in touch And send a picture of the car. Peter Dome.copyright.2015.July.

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Alexis Y.

Date: 7/14/2015 6:57:00 PM

Lol. How many pictures of cars have you gotten? :-)Alexis

Peter Dome
Date: 7/15/2015 2:42:00 AM

Ha ha. Non yet not sure why. Great to hear from you Alexis. thank you so much. Hope you don't mind my humour. take good care my friend. my best wishes. Pete.

Afolabi Muideen

Date: 7/13/2015 11:53:00 PM

Lol!!! A fabulous write here, excellent............A.M.

Peter Dome
Date: 7/14/2015 4:24:00 AM

Hi. so good to hear from you again. A big thank you. So glad you enjoyed it.Hope you are keeping well. take good care. my very best wishes. Pete.

Jan Allison

Date: 7/13/2015 12:12:00 PM

hilarious Peter:-) hugs Jan x

Peter Dome
Date: 7/13/2015 1:50:00 PM

Thank you Jan, er, are you interested then?.. you never sent a picture of the car ha ha. Hope you are keeping ok. take good care. my best wishes. Pete.