Peter Dome Poet Free verse

Luscious Linda

It's been so long since I had a proper girlfriend
I've forgotten what to do
The one I have now takes my breath away
And she's made of rubber too
I'm so tired after blowing so much
I haven't the energy to do anything else
It just defeats the object
So I just put her back un the box
And put her back upon the shelf.

When I bought her I was attracted by the red hot babe on the box
I asked the man for a plain paper bag and gave him 200 bucks
It claimed luscious Linda 
Had real ling black hair and promised to fill me with delight
But  I got shock when I opened the box that night
Instead of luscious Linda
She looked more like Fu man chu
And the instructions were written in Chinese
So I didn't have a clue.

What I really want is companionship
A great friend a kiss and hug
In a proper relationship
For I have so much love to give
And have a lot of life to live.

Someone I can trust and serenade on my piano or guitar
Someone with a nice car
If your that girl
No matter where you are
Please get in touch
And send a picture of the car.



Peter Dome.copyright.2015.July.

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Alexis Y. July 14, 2015 at 6:57 PM Lol. How many pictures of cars have you gotten? :-)Alexis Peter Dome July 15, 2015 at 2:42 AM Ha ha. Non yet not sure why. Great to hear from you Alexis. thank you so much. Hope you don't mind my humour. take good care my friend. my best wishes. Pete.

Afolabi Muideen July 13, 2015 at 11:53 PM Lol!!! A fabulous write here, excellent............A.M. Peter Dome July 14, 2015 at 4:24 AM Hi. so good to hear from you again. A big thank you. So glad you enjoyed it.Hope you are keeping well. take good care. my very best wishes. Pete.

Jan Allison July 13, 2015 at 12:12 PM hilarious Peter:-) hugs Jan x Peter Dome July 13, 2015 at 1:50 PM Thank you Jan, er, are you interested then?.. you never sent a picture of the car ha ha. Hope you are keeping ok. take good care. my best wishes. Pete.