Lottery Ticket: a Beseech Form Poem

Worthless lottery ticket! I blew a pound, Hoping you would be a winner. I only used a quid I found, But I could have spent it On something wiser. Worthless lottery ticket! Should I become a miser? Stupid lottery ticket! You won ten quid. Just three numbers matched. You’ve done better than the last one did, But I can’t go on a world cruise. Maybe my luck will change… Stupid lottery ticket! Perhaps the next will be top of the range? Improving lottery ticket! You won thirty pounds - But it sure isn’t a lot: I can’t buy a big house with grounds. A bit of luck, but not enough (Although, I guess it’s better than I’ve had before). Improving lottery ticket! Will I ever win more? Lucky lottery ticket! Five numbers nets me five grand! I hoped it would have been ten times that. Come on, Fortuna, lend a huge hand And help me match six numbers. I want a life of ease. Lucky lottery ticket! Lady Luck, won’t you help me a little more, please? Jackpot lottery ticket! Six numbers at last! I can leave work and enjoy life, Being broke belongs in the past, The world is my oyster now - I’ve suddenly become handsome with charm and wit! Jackpot lottery ticket! Oh, darn – where did I put it?