Long Distance Lovers

LONG DISTANCE LOVERS Long distance lovers suit me best - no worries who gets which side of the bed Even better no need to look pretty in the morning - one of the things I dread Yes I will miss the foot massages and the spooning in the middle of the night Can you put the rubbish out - let the cats in - lock up and switch off the light My own bathroom to soak alone at night -with my own loo so to have a piddle I have a dream of this two-sided house - where I could meet you in the middle A kitchen that was shared we could enjoy a meal but return to my room to fart You know I really love you - but cannot wait until we say our good-byes to part "Oh" - I guess my humour is back Indiana Shaw . . . ; )