Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Long and Hard - Not For Contest

Oh so long and pink and very hard
On the airer stood in my back yard
They looked oh so shocking
My frozen pink stocking
Weather forecasts I now disregard!

22nd May 2015

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James Fraser May 29, 2015 at 6:01 PM Weather forecasts are like promises in the Commons, usually never reaching their goals shared. More chuckles indeed, hugs, James xx Jan Allison May 29, 2015 at 6:03 PM lol James oh so true:-) Hugs Jan xx

Etienne Lariviere May 29, 2015 at 12:29 PM This will make all of France smile, well the ones not committed that is!! Jan Allison May 29, 2015 at 1:05 PM lol thank you Etienne:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser May 25, 2015 at 6:07 AM Yep, they're not what they used to be...weather was better predicted when we were all still watching the behavior of animals! Jan Allison May 25, 2015 at 6:09 AM So true ML:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux May 23, 2015 at 8:41 AM Sounds cold and stiff! Jan Allison May 23, 2015 at 6:44 PM LOL there is no answer to that one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso May 22, 2015 at 11:19 PM LOL you have me laughing long and hard! Jan Allison May 23, 2015 at 6:43 PM good Arthur! then my job has been done:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie May 22, 2015 at 8:12 PM G'day Jan... I eased onto your poem with apprehension, and ended up having a nice old chuckle - phew - Lindsay Jan Allison May 23, 2015 at 6:42 PM Thanks Lindsay - people here have me SO wrong - i write a title and a bit of innuendo ... the rest is down to a person's imagination lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Shadow Hamilton May 22, 2015 at 6:42 PM gee Jan my sides are splitting hugs 7 Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 6:48 PM LOL Shadow:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus May 22, 2015 at 12:56 PM Another big hit, witty Jan! You must have thought 'long and hard' whether to post it or not! Hugs // paul Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 1:02 PM I pondered for a day then decided it is no more suggestive than other things I write lol - he can't divorce me we have still got 26 years of our 'contact' left to run lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka May 22, 2015 at 9:16 AM This one is adorable...the beginning may be a bit suggestive, but that's all about where the mind it. Loved it! Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:32 AM I love writing with a twist Janet the title simply pulls people in lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez May 22, 2015 at 8:26 AM Frozen pink stockings...sure Jan...lol! Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:32 AM LOL KIm:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen May 22, 2015 at 8:12 AM - What a title .... what a Limerick, you rock Jan !!!! - :)))) // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 9:21 AM Thanks Anne Lise:-) Hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das May 22, 2015 at 7:23 AM Haha brilliant. These suggestive ones you do so well. But of course these are innocent writes. It's all on the reader's mind...7 Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 7:27 AM Hubby didn't want me to post this - pah Men! Did I listen..... lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith May 22, 2015 at 7:12 AM You are a hoot Jan Jan Allison May 22, 2015 at 7:16 AM My hubby thought this too rude to post - pah -I have seen much more suggestive ones in the contest - it got penned and I posted it anyway lol:-) Hugs Jan xx