Lock Up Your Daughters Parent Folk

Lock up your daughter's Parent type folk's Because here I come I keep telling or trying to convince myself I am 1 hell of a good looking bloke Even without a single strand left on my head to stroke Armed with a face my mother said was perfect for radio And is as fat and round as a freshly picked potato I persist till I land my chosen suitors hand With my wit and charm And use my humor to disarm What the hell is he doing with the likes of her She must need glasses Or be hung like a horse Or have a truck full of money But if you really want to know My secret is It is simply this I was born with an unerring sense of Confidence And if you confident within yourself Then inspite of wealth or promising girth Or a good looking face or fit body If you are inextricably funny and dont give a ship Because you are confident within Chances are you 2 could be the guy or girl Stood at the bar not caring who is starring Because i have already pulled And dont have to pay for how ever many drink's That brings forth the Dutch courage or beer googles You need to breed the Confidence For anyone to go up and say to a boy or girl This is your lucky day Whats your name Ok I will let you buy me a drink But dont think this means I am taking you home But now that our eyes have met And i like what you are saying You can then tell your friends There is a better than average chance You want be going home alone And i will be adding your number into my flip phone I normally like to take it slow But I like the way Your boobs and bottom compliment your lips And the way that dress flows ever so slightly over your hips I love the way your fingertips are running through your hair I love the way your eyes are thinking I wish closing time would come So we can make love until the sun comes up And with any luck I have met my 1 true soulmate Or so the story goes Or have I presumed to much And is that your drink you have poured onto my crutch Did I say to much Have I lost my midas touch You see in reality confidence will only go so far When you have been turned down Over a 1000 times in Bar after Bar But if you dont let it leave a scar You live to fight another day And just 1 day you will may even hear someone answer Ok this is your lucky day You probably can't be any worse than the countless other's So let's go what the hell But I promise I will kill you If you ever kiss and tell I