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Little Stomach of Horrors

Just wanting to lose some winter time size 12 blues and come down one size, maybe two is hard to do when one gets older my "Audrey" stomach growing defensively bolder, Saying "feed me, feed me" as I pass by the grocery store stopping to shop "Audrey" starts to annoy me even more growling like a fierce lioness defending ones cubs I hold my stomach as if to smother and give it a nudge, The women shoppers around me can relate and nod knowing that its swimwear season like were peas in a pod whereas going down the cookie aisle is like being in a gauntlet the oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip cookies reach out as if to taunt us, With "Audrey" becoming embarrassingly loud and brazen I spy a little sample booth which is a heavenly haven as I gulp the sample down as least for now "Audrey" is slightly satisfied until homeward bound pass by all the fast food places on my drive... 7-2-17

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Indiana Shaw

Date: 7/22/2017 4:15:00 PM

Take "Audrey" clothes shopping and say any more of this I'm gonna show you the door - quit your hungry urges "Audrey" - I've just learnt the score - You just like hanging around my waist line - like it's your own - I'll get my one size smaller - with or without your groans - HA HA HA - Brill write - Love a bit a humour me - Indiana x x x

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/22/2017 8:01:00 PM

Thanks so much for very witty comment and visit Indiana; appreciate it!~Che :)

Akkina Downing

Date: 7/14/2017 6:36:00 PM

This is so cute funny. I enjoyed it cause I love my food :)

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/16/2017 9:49:00 AM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Akkina!~Che :)

Mike Hauser

Date: 7/6/2017 8:03:00 AM

You're getting very good at this! Always love your humor! Welp...gotta go! Thank you for all the reads!

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/6/2017 9:13:00 AM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Mike; appreciate it!~Che :)

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 7/5/2017 4:49:00 PM

Such a cool and witty poem, Cheryl. And the title is so perfect! I'm smiling looking at my own Audrey. Great laughs and smiles and smiles of honesty. Lovely poetry, dear. Love and joy always and forever.

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/5/2017 7:11:00 PM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Freddie; Audrey is slowly shrinking but not her appetite lol! Glad you liked my stomach poem Freddie!~P & L~Che :)

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/3/2017 9:48:00 AM

Yeah, those miss meal cramps are a bummer:) Very funny Cheryl. By all means, have a snack. You only live once!

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/3/2017 7:50:00 PM

I did cave in to "Audrey" and ate a subway sandwich…she was silent the whole night after that lol! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Daniel!~Che :)

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/3/2017 8:53:00 AM

:-);-):-) It's a conspiracy! huggasnacks ~ j

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/3/2017 9:02:00 AM

Yes maybe I have a venus flytrap/butterwort stomach John! (lol) Thanks so much for witty kind comment and visit!~huggasnacks back~Che :)

White Wolf

Date: 7/2/2017 11:32:00 PM

Haha, Treat yourself, don't starve yourself! A wonderfully witty write, Cheryl!

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/3/2017 7:40:00 AM

Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit W/W; much appreciate it! ps I did end up getting a subway sandwich…~Che :)