Little Jimmy Short-Legs

Little Jimmy Short-Legs took it in his stride that everybody called him “Little Jimmy Short-Legs” ‘cause he knew way down deep inside that his sturdy little legs were really, really short and one would have to be all but blind and ever so polite to not plainly see the shortcomings that his little legs displayed he was however very, very grateful that nature when being a little mischievous which he readily understood had thankfully chosen not to place his hands in a position that would have everybody calling him “Little Jimmy Short-Arms” a moniker that for some unearthly reason which he truly cannot fathom would have been so much harder to rakishly take on board.