Little Billy Henderson

Little Billy Henderson got himself a notion,
He thought that it sounded like a lark to swim across the ocean.

He was never much of a swimmer but he thought it should be easy,
Unless the waves grew way too big or the wind became too breezy.

So he went and got himself a suit that was appropriate for swimming,
The color would show up well on TV and the cut was very slimming.

Then he packed himself a sandwich that was made of tuna fish,
He also took along a garlic pickle because it was delish.

With a confident wave to the media Billy waded into the sea,
Entering into the grand adventure with an abundance of childish glee.

No one ever saw poor Billy again and there’s no need to pretend,
When a couple of hours later they learned how he'd met his end.

After a fisherman caught a shark he learned that fate could be fickle,
Because the shark’s breath smelled like tuna fish and a garlic pickle.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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September 30, 2011 at 8:36 PM
Well the garlic might work on witches but obviously not on sharks.. smiles all round. good one Tony... cheers Margaret
Johnson Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 6:50 PM
oh deer ...how queer ...sharks breath ...smelled like pickle n Tuna, or was he just dog paddling, and run down by a schooner... it would tickle...
Kendrick Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Cute one..Got a chuckle..Your work makes me think that you have a great sense of humor...Enjoyed reading..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Sara
Merryman Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Good one, Tony. You are so creative! Kim
Onclaud Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 11:55 AM
clever and downright humurous, tony...you got a lot of funny sketches, wow :) huggs, nette
Smith Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Billy was smelly like a deli in that shark's belly. Too bad. Fun poem.
Lane Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 9:03 AM
mmmmmmm, deli.....
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