Listening To My Body Electric

Mine offset fooey zook equilibrium translated into at least one raw bit (hmm...maybe the naughty one) being askew, which nearly (worse case scenario) critically could burn up every hair strand fiber optic wired conduit sans, and destroy the primary, secondary, tertiary... connection of this (motherf******) circuit board, which (sorry tubby explicit), whew close call offset (viz skin of "FAKE" teeth), in NIC of time avoided major deficit thankfully technical glitch bit dust courtesy re: micro processor faux wall thwarted, toppling scaffolding upholding democracy forfeit sure would totally wreck global functionality luckily ace craftsman ma papa with keen insight anticipated built-in catastrophic fail/ safe under soldering gun, preemptively incorporated chess grandmaster measured gambit, hence avoiding future government shutdowns since implicit within migrant manufactured mesh of webbed components houses white lie sense to circumvent, via automatic nanobyte size trigger comprising a binary coded buffered kilobyte, yours truly able to attune consciousness to any slight fluctuation, perturbation, variation, et cetera imperceptible to nobody but me, a "smart" sensor, that doubles as infrared light, whereby coded instructions encrypted airtight bequeathed to this artificial intelligence as digitally patented birthright also linkedin virtual reality appurtenances portray futuristic bombsight of World War III a minuscule, yet not improbable chance event, some bright eyed and bushy tailed hacker infringes copyright gleefully launching atomic missiles, which thermonuclear midnight leaving Earth a lifeless burnt offering, where scant bands escape by spaceflight, whence this garden variety will no longer be able to write!