Lingering Like a Lost Poem
What do I have to do, be another Don Trump and have
to insult you to pieces. Well, here goes. I know that the
intelligence level is much lower in the South and you
have to adapt your newspaper to fit the minds and brains
of your clientele. You, at one time, used to publish my
poems but don't anymore for what reason I do not know
why. Employees on your newspaper might not be very
bright as well and cannot comprehend or understand
my poetry. People have been asking me why you no
longer publish my poems. But being that your staff is
not that bright, it is difficult for them to mentally perceive
and understand my poems and poetry sad to say. Now
that I have pulled a Don Trumpism on you lets see if go
ahead and publish my poem. When you do. be sure to
send me an email showing me that you did. I just let
both of your subscriptions expire. You should have sent
me an email indicating your next copy was available to
read. Not only that, you could email all of us in the whole
entire county a free copy of your newspaper. In that way,
all of your county businesses would know that everyone
in the entire county was receiving their advertisements.
So how about being a nice Brunswickian and publish
my poems and start Poetry Club and have a poetry news
column in your newspaper. Maybe the libraries could also
start the same thing. Jim Horn
PS. I just sent this to local newspapers and libraries. Results
should prove to be quite interesting.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016
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