Roy Pett Poet Limerick

Limerick Contest Bawdy

The argument. 

There was an owl and a pussy cat
had an argument over a rat
The cat called him a fart
The owl called her a tart
the green pea boat didn't sail, so that's that!


Wrote April 26th 2017.
Limerick Contest.

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Rachel Treacher March 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM This made me smile imagining the owl and the pussycat having a spat many years after their original setting sail together. Hope that they did eventally they resolve their upset!

Jan Allison June 20, 2017 at 4:56 PM Many congrats Ray - I would have loved to see the other poems I hope they are all on your page:-) The syllable count was slightly off on line 5:-( hugs jan xx Roy Pett June 20, 2017 at 5:21 PM Thank you very much Jan for my placement in your brilliant contest, you are very kind, really pleased Roy, :)))

Andrea Dietrich April 29, 2017 at 5:52 PM Oh, that was a really fun nonsensical read and that means, Jan will LOVE it!! Roy Pett April 29, 2017 at 7:19 PM Thank you very much Andrea, I am really pleased you liked this, your very kind and I really appreciate your support. :))

John Michaels April 29, 2017 at 12:42 PM Clever stuff, Roy!! Good luck with the contest! Regards, John. Roy Pett April 29, 2017 at 2:43 PM Thank you very much John for your very kind comment much appreciated, :))

Barry Stebbings April 27, 2017 at 3:39 PM Nicely done, Roy. Good luck in the Contest. // Barry Roy Pett April 27, 2017 at 4:11 PM Thank you very much Barry, I think I'll need some luck with this one. Thanks again. Roy. :))

Chris Green April 26, 2017 at 4:57 PM Loved them all Roy but "Exhibitionist" was my favorite. Best wishes in the contest Roy Pett April 26, 2017 at 5:43 PM Thank you very much Chris, sorry but I've deleted the one you liked as I misunderstood the rules of the contest, but thanks for your very kind comment, Roy. :))