Limerick Contest Bawdy

The argument. 

There was an owl and a pussy cat
had an argument over a rat
The cat called him a fart
The owl called her a tart
the green pea boat didn't sail, so that's that!


Wrote April 26th 2017.
Limerick Contest.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017


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Date: 6/20/2017 4:56:00 PM
Many congrats Ray - I would have loved to see the other poems I hope they are all on your page:-) The syllable count was slightly off on line 5:-( hugs jan xx
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Roy Pett
Date: 6/20/2017 5:21:00 PM
Thank you very much Jan for my placement in your brilliant contest, you are very kind, really pleased Roy, :)))
Date: 4/29/2017 5:52:00 PM
Oh, that was a really fun nonsensical read and that means, Jan will LOVE it!!
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Date: 4/29/2017 7:19:00 PM
Thank you very much Andrea, I am really pleased you liked this, your very kind and I really appreciate your support. :))
Date: 4/29/2017 12:42:00 PM
Clever stuff, Roy!! Good luck with the contest! Regards, John.
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Roy Pett
Date: 4/29/2017 2:43:00 PM
Thank you very much John for your very kind comment much appreciated, :))
Date: 4/27/2017 3:39:00 PM
Nicely done, Roy. Good luck in the Contest. // Barry
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Date: 4/27/2017 4:11:00 PM
Thank you very much Barry, I think I'll need some luck with this one. Thanks again. Roy. :))
Date: 4/26/2017 4:57:00 PM
Loved them all Roy but "Exhibitionist" was my favorite. Best wishes in the contest
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Roy Pett
Date: 4/26/2017 5:43:00 PM
Thank you very much Chris, sorry but I've deleted the one you liked as I misunderstood the rules of the contest, but thanks for your very kind comment, Roy. :))
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