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Limerick Contest - Bawdy

Earl and His Old Flame Earl had an incredible dong After use he'd break into song Despite what was said He'd jump off the bed And prance round the room in a thong Earl once wooed a girl with odd minge Was cut to resemble her fringe Hot wax in the buff til flame licked her **** Then choked on the stench of the singe - - - - - - - - - - 8-8-5-5-8 and 8-8-5-5-8 (howmanysyllables.com) 28-04-17 Entered into "Limerick Contest - Back by Popular Demand" contest, sponsored by Jan Allison.

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/21/2017 11:00:00 PM

Big congrats. Yours was one of the best.

John Michaels
Date: 6/25/2017 4:21:00 AM

Thanks for the great feedback, Andrea. Kind regards, John.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/21/2017 11:00:00 PM

the captcha said JAN

John Michaels
Date: 6/25/2017 4:19:00 AM

Heh... how funny!

Jan Allison

Date: 6/20/2017 4:39:00 PM

So very funny John and I agree it was bawdy lol :-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels
Date: 6/25/2017 4:18:00 AM

Thanks so much for my placement & your comments, Jan! Means a lot coming from the limerick master!! All the best, John.

Roy Pett

Date: 4/29/2017 11:36:00 AM

Brilliant John, this made me laugh, well written. good luck.

John Michaels
Date: 4/29/2017 12:23:00 PM

I'm glad it made you chuckle!! Thanks for your kind comments, Roy. Regards, John.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/28/2017 7:08:00 PM

oh my, that Earl and his girl are a strange pair!!

John Michaels
Date: 4/29/2017 10:29:00 AM

Indeed they are!! Thanks for stopping by, Andrea. Regards, John.

Eve Roper

Date: 4/28/2017 3:11:00 PM

hahaha.... wonderful, John, good luck in the contest a winner already ~*

John Michaels
Date: 4/29/2017 10:27:00 AM

Thanks, Eve - your kind comments are greatly appreciated. Regards, John.

Joseph May

Date: 4/28/2017 2:39:00 PM

Lol..Nice one John

John Michaels
Date: 4/29/2017 10:26:00 AM

Thanks, Joseph!! Regards, John.

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/28/2017 11:13:00 AM

Lol! John, This is hilarious. The prancing around in thong made bust out laughing. Great "bawdy" limerick. I'm sure I'll see you in the winner's circle:-) Alexis

John Michaels
Date: 4/29/2017 10:26:00 AM

I'm so pleased this made you laugh! I've only done a couple of limericks before (already uploaded here), so nice to know it's tickling the funny bone! Regards, John.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/28/2017 4:07:00 AM

:))) .... a good one, John - Luck in the contest - Best wishes for a lovely weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

John Michaels
Date: 4/28/2017 4:09:00 AM

Thanks for the multiple :) !! Hope you have a great weekend, too! Regards, John.

White Wolf

Date: 4/28/2017 3:30:00 AM

Very clever and very funny!!! I bet these will do well in the contest! Best of luck, John.

John Michaels
Date: 4/28/2017 3:33:00 AM

Thank you so much for your kind comments. I hope they are not *too* bawdy for the contest ;) Kind regards, John.