Like, Like, How Could She?

Like, this one time, in band camp I asked this girl out and she like, Said no, and I like Like totally liked her, and like I almost loved her and she said like, Like, like no, Like how could she? I was so hurt, like, seriously Not like, broke a nail hurt, like really, Really, Really, Really hurt, you know? Like it wasn't even in my head you know? Well, it was, but it was like, deeper than that It was right in my chest, like right by my heart Every time it beat, it like, hurt And it like, didn't stop Not for anything, Like not even when I went to sleep, It like, just hurt, and hurting And like, like never stopped It hurt like, so bad It was like the worst feeling I ever felt, Like in my entire life, How could she say no like that? Like really? I like, lost her Totally lost her But I like never had her to begin with, Still it hurt, because I like almost loved her And it felt like she was mine, but she wasn't And like, now she'll never be. This is like, sooo depression, How can I march in a time like this? I just totally feel deprived of happiness and meaning, I could die, I could totally die right now Like I'm not even kidding, I could stop living Right now, just die, I could go to that cabin and get on the roof Then like get onto that higher roof on the cabin next to it And then like, totally jump off and die Just die like a frog under a tire you know? "Not a lesbian" she says, well whatever I can't believe this, this is so sad You know, this is so bad, you know what I'm going to do? You know what I'm going to do? I'll like, tell you I'm going to go eat some cheese, Goodbye.