Lightning Strikes Fear

I set my lightning on stun
By the toaster pop tart dial
ISIS strikes have no better chance
To spoil holiday fun                                            

Not withstanding a blistering sun
Vacation breaks the ocean in half
More waves are really not needed
There's plenty already to surf

God doesn't like ISIS or guns
He likes lightning strikes
So give them what they want
Virgins, nuns, with a habit for fear


With beards and plenty of ugly   
                                                                          
Sinners belong a long distance from here 
                                                                       
Beaches are pleasant and friendly

Atlantic City and Hell are near


A man straps on a heavy box
                                                                                    
Yells, ice cream and ISIS, ice cream and ISIS
Get your fudgywudgies here
While lightning is striking
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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